It's All In Your Head... @poorlybehavedamy - Tumblr Blog

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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

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I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

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at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes

“i love bible”

agentromanoffsir

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

ed-longshanks

vvitchella

Where we went wrong as a species was when we went for ugly rectangle smartphones instead of being able to facetime our friends on a rhinestone encrusted clamshell phone like the magical girls we really are.

vvitchella

Actually the REAL issue is that I don't have a squad with gold sparkly smartwatches to facetime when I see a bad guy or find out the new boba place just opened up.

vvitchella

Not to Go Off or anything but why is it that in life the minute you get old enough and far enough in your career to have more than $7 in your bank account that suddenly no one wants to have fun and make a lifelong sparkle squad blood pact I'm just saying okay like why can't we have nice things guys come on

mtfautoandrophile

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

mtfautoandrophile

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

medievalthymes

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

medievalthymes

if you’re an internet friend it comes in the form of memes at 2am

rotzaprachim

Listen, if performing femininity is an “empowering choice,” then it needs to be an actual choice. Meaning that woman can opt out of it without negative consequence. Meaning a woman can go to an academic event without heels or in a simple suit and still be “professional.” Meaning that a woman can go to a job interview without a full face of makeup and not be “tired” or “disheveled.” Meaning that a woman can walk around in shorts with unshaven legs and not be a dirty, unclean gremlin. Meaning that a little girl can play and break barriers and like STEM while wearing jeans and a t-shirt and not be considered less empowered or “just trying to be a boy.”

Meaning that a woman’s femininity and womanhood is not contingent upon the extent to which she buys and performs a time-consuming, expensive, uncomfortable mold of a very specific type of packaged femininity.

This isn’t even going into the effect these double standards have on women who in some way, by their very existence, do not fit the standard white western beauty mold and are expected to perform hyperfemininity to be “women” at all. I.e. women of colour esp. darker-skinned women of colour, hijabi women and tznius-keeping women, fat women, disabled women, trans women, etc.

trewloves

james acaster: repertoire

rainbowkarolina

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

rainbowkarolina

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

auckie

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

sew-much-to-do

🥖 DIY Bread 🍞

Hello everyone!

I hope you are holding up and keeping safe! A lot of people have been turning to baking and cooking since they have been staying home.

Below are recipes of both sweet and savoury breads for you to try out! The ingredients are listed, too, so you can quickly check if you have them in your pantry.

As always, best of luck. And stay strong!

DIY Easy 4 Ingredient Homemade Bread

flour

salt

dry yeast

water

DIY Chocolate Filled Sweet Buns

milk

dry yeast

sugar

eggs

flour

salt

butter

chocolate

DIY No-Knead Dutch Oven Bread

all-purpose flour

salt

dry yeast

water

DIY No-Yeast Flatbread

flour

onion powder

salt

baking powder

water

honey

vegetable oil

DIY Easiest Banana Bread

margarine

caster sugar

egg

two bananas

flour

baking powder

salt

DIY Stay Home Soft Pretzels

water

dry yeast

sugar

olive oil

flour

kosher salt

Vegetable oil

baking soda

DIY Pineapple Buns (Bolo Bao)

butter

whole milk

egg yolk

vanilla extract

sugar

all-purpose flour

baking powder

baking soda

salt

DIY Vegan Naan

non-dairy milk

sugar

dry yeast (1 packet)

white vinegar

canola or vegetable oil

salt

all-purpose flour

vegan butter, for grilling

DIY Easy Breakfast Bread Rolls

all-purpose flour

dry yeast

water

fine sea salt

honey

cornstarch

sesame, sunflower, pumpkin, flax or poppy seeds, optional

DIY Easy Homemade Cornbread

all-purpose flour

granulated sugar

corn meal

baking powder

salt

whole milk (or buttermilk*)

eggs

vegetable oil

butter

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just-shower-thoughts

In a way, March Madness still happened.

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calellon

maybe we should sin a little

wildflowers-wild-hearts

We can have a little sin, as a treat.

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Scotland is not boring

redpinejo

When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean

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Absolute banger

rinhkitty

WHERE’S THE SOURCE, OP??????

thesummoningdark

This is Clanadonia

What the video doesn’t quite capture is that when you’re this close, their drumming feels kind of like being punched in the chest. When they’re playing on the street like this, every other busker in a 500m radius just goes and has a tea break, because there’s no point in trying to be heard over Clanadonia.