popcorn life

Hi, I'm Zala and I'm really good at clicking reblog. Have fun y'all

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

[popcorn-life]

spend $0.45

[powerfulwizard]

Skyrim…? I haven’t heard that name since E3 2086…

[rcktpwr]

- Todd Howard, E3 2087

[zenaukahvenom]

[zenaukahvenom]

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[your-bald-majesty]

This is amazing

[cav-core]

I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

[kakumei-no-tomoshibi]

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Y'all: Thrussy

Me, an intellectual: Esophagina

[carriefrances-deactivated201912]

i’m not saying any names but someone didn’t get the memo to look flowery and fabulous tonight

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[monsterman]

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

me getting ready to go out

[karrakazz]

someone who does photoshop reverse this

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Me getting home from work

[plantfunerals]

me

[brago-deactivated20180214]

[macdoesit]

This video has no chill….. (X)

[deepestcartoonjunk-deactivated2]

It’s too good not to reblog.

[nathanvj]

Lmaoooo tf

[popcorn-life]

The German Creation Story

Day 1: On the first day, God created "warum".

Day 2: On the second day, God created "wieso".

Day 3: On the third day, God created "wozu".

Day 4: On the fourth day, God created "wofür".

Day 5: On the fifth day, God created "weshalb".

Day 6: On the sixth day, God created "weswegen".

Day 7: On the seventh day, after being satisfied with his creation of SIX different ways of saying WHY, with pretty much the same meaning, God rested.

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[honeymoon-hotline-deactivated20]

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[inspo-motivate]

[acidhues]