Letâs Rank the Samurai Rangers!
Power Rangers Samurai gets a bad rap among fans, probably deservedly so. I donât watch Super Sentai, but people who do tell me that Samurai is basically a very lazy direct translation of Shinkenger. That may be true, but I actually kind of enjoyed it. Donât get me wrong, itâs no RPM or Dino Thunder, but itâs also nowhere near as bad as Megaforce. Regardless of where you stand on the show, one of the most consistently-cited issues that people tend to have with the show is the characters (and, depending on who you talk to, maybe the cast too). Again, I tend to hedge on this, because I think most of the actors are fairly capable and do a fine job with what theyâre given. That said, I will concede that some of the rangers just...suck. So letâs get to the rankings! From best to worst, here they are (oh, and Iâm skipping Lauren):
1. Mike (the Green Ranger)
Mike (Hector David Jr.) is the best, and this is should be so self-evident that I shouldnât even have to make a case for him. So Iâll limit my argument to this: in âChristmas Together, Friends Forever,â Mike, who loves Christmas more than anything else which automatically makes him the best, gives his only present--a brand new dirtbike--to Bulk and Spike on Christmas, because they have nothing.
2. Mia (the Pink Ranger)
I hesitated whether to place Mia in this spot or the next, but ultimately she gets the nod at second, because I am only a man.
Yes, I may be 31 years old, am happily married, will soon be a father, own my own business, and have a mortgage, but every time Mia (Erika Fong) steps onscreen, I swoon like a 13-year-old girl (I may or may not have even said, âYouâre so prettyâ out loud).Â
Like everything else about this show, her gimmick of loving to cook despite being godawful at it is polarizing, but I think itâs kind of cute, and it also adds a nice touch of brevity in contrast with Jayden and Kevinâs seriousness. She does need further development, but that goes for every else in this series, and like I already said, sheâs really pretty.
3. Emily (the Yellow Ranger)
Iâm glad that when Saban bought back the rights to Power Rangers from Disney that they decided to carry on the Disney tradition of casting super-cute, perky blondes (Tori, Kira, Syd, Claire, Ronnie, Lily, Summer)...usually as the Yellow Ranger.*
Emily has the potential to be even better, but what we did get is pretty good. Sheâs fun, kind of clumsy, and occasionally she and Mike make eyes at each other. Yes, they should have done something more with her being chosen to be a Ranger instead of her sister, and her and Mikeâs romance could have been developed more (basically they go from sort of flirting to being a couple in the final episode with no in between). That said, when Emily finally gets a chance to go nuts in âStrange Case of the Munchies,â actress Brittany Anne Pirtle grabs onto every scene and takes it for all its worth.
In my own head-canon, I also like to imagine that this episode partly inspired âDark Bettyâ in Riverdale.
4. Jayden (the Red Ranger)
Placing Jayden in any place other than last might be controversial for many fans, since he often bears the brunt of their wraith, but I tend to disagree.Â
Yes, his brooding lone wolf character probably worked better for his Super Sentai counterpart, given the abundance of these types of characters in Japanese culture (I get Squall from Final Fantasy VIII vibes from him). That said, he does get a lot of backstory that helps establish why he is the way he is, and when you consider that heâs been burdened with the task of destroying Master Xandred since he was a child, you can see why he seeâs a bit messed up. Itâs not perfect and the execution is sometimes lacking, but there are good ideas there.
Additionally, Alex Heartman actually does have charisma and, on the occasions when heâs given good material, he does a good job with it. Plus, even at his worst, there are two rangers that are much worse than him.
5. Antonio (the Gold Ranger)
Thereâs things about Antonio that work really well: the fact that heâs a self-trained Samurai Ranger who isnât descended from a long line of Samuraisâ, which gives him both a different perspective and approach towards being a ranger, his relationship (bromance? romance? whatever floats your boat) and history with Jayden, and his general light-hearted attitude. The problem is that as good as all those things are, itâs hard to overlook just how grating his character can be.
I donât mind goofy characters; Ivan and Koda are two of my favorite Power Rangers ever, and Iâve also loved Bridge, Gem and Gemma, Dustin, and Ziggy, among many others. Iâve never understood why some fans get up in arms about these types of characters. Like, you do realize that youâre watching a show made for 5-8 year olds? However, when weâre presented with characters like Antonio (and, even worse, Dax from Operation Overdrive), I can start to sympathize with this mentality.
The problem with Antonio is that actor Steven Skylar spends far too much time mugging to the camera. Everything about the performance is way too over-the-top, including the random Spanish interjections. I suspect that since Skylar is actually of Thai descent, the producers felt the need to have him beat the audience over the head with âFantastico!â I generally try not to blame actors, especially because itâs entirely possible that they were directed to act in a specific way, but I also canât help but wonder if I wouldnât have liked Antonio more if he had been played by another actor.
Still, heâs not the worst. There is someone much more deserving of that:
6. Kevin (the Blue Ranger)
God, Kevin, you suck so much. No, seriously, Kevin, youâre the worst.
(This GIF is priceless, but I also kind of wish that Mike just wrapped his arm around Kevin and strangled him right then and there)
Okay, so if youâve watched more than one season of Power Rangers, youâre probably seen similar characters. Given that the creators essentially have to come up with a brand-new cast every year for 25 years, it makes sense that they would rely on archetypes. Kevin follows of the mold of the stick-up-their-ass, by-the-books second-in-command much like Kai, Jen, and Sky before him.Â
There are a few problems from the beginning; for one, those three were all partnered with more laid-back Red Rangers (Leo, Wes, and Jack), and so they served as nice foils, constantly second-guessing the leader. Over time, these characters would gradually see that, although the Red Rangers didnât following standard operating procedure, they were effective leaders in their own way, and they would come to respect them. Itâs a good dynamic, and you can understand why theyâve returned to that well multiple times.
(That âWhat the fuckâ-look that Mia gives Kevin is exactly how we all feel)
With Kevin, they tried something different (which is good, I guess) and had a serious second-in-command who idolizes his equally intense leader. So instead of forcing them to see (and come to respect) a different point of view, this dynamic just reinforces their own stupid biases. Worse yet, unlike, say Erin Cahill (Jen) or Chris Violette (Sky) who were still likable characters even when their heads were up their asses, Najee De-Tiege has no charisma or charm, and itâs impossible to like Kevin.
If you want a quick introduction to why Kevin is the worst, look no further than âThe Blue and the Gold.â So two episodes after joining the team, Kevin still hasnât accepted that Antonio is part of the team. Antonio tells that he made a new Zord, and Kevinâs like, âYou made it from Electronic Symbol Power? I donât accept that!â
Hey, asshole, how many fucking Zords have you made?
â.....â
None? Thatâs what I thought. So shut the fuck up!
The other rangers tell Antonio that Kevin wonât accept him unless he can adapt to his training habits. So Antonio follows him around observing his daily routine (i.e. non-stop training) and tries to copy him the next day. Kevin catches him and says, âDespite the fact that youâre gone through all this effort to try to copy me, I donât think youâre taking this seriously so fuck off!â Before Antonio can tell him to take his head out of his ass, theyâre attacked and canât communicate with the other rangers. Itâs not a problem though, because theyâll know something is wrong when Kevin is late. This is when we find out that Kevin has a daily routine that goes down to the minute. As much as I despise Kevin, this is so hilariously awful that I canât help but love it.
Later theyâre attacked again, and Antonio hurts his arm, but he sticks around and defeats the bad guys anyway, and Kevin goes, âWow! You really are dedicated. I finally respect you,â despite the fact that Antonio has been doing this for the past two episodes. Kevin must be one of those people who says, âYes, the Golden State Warriors have made three straight NBA Finals appearances, won the championship twice, have multiple All-Stars, and a two-time MVP, but I just donât think theyâre very good.â Then if Golden State wins this year, heâs finally like, âOh, I get why people think theyâre good.â
Welcome to the fucking party, dipshit!
*-After this, theyâd do it again with Gia (Ciara Hanna) in Megaforce.








