Merlin... Shut Up

Where were you while we were getting high?

[heyfunniest]

For real tho.

[radsturbate]

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

[astrogasmic-deactivated20160915]

[zachsgay]

l is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

[frostyviking]

[thevulnerableyoung-deactivated2]

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[unentered]

[wavehy]

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

[idendity]

your anaconda dont want none and i get it

[sook-hee]

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

[cartoonpolitics]

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

[samaurium]

Bless the human who made this post

[ztgblog]

That would be awesome 🐝

[theeliseidel]

ive been convinced to never kill a bee again.

[narputo]

Holly fuck

[shy-electron]

!!!!!!!!

[the-last-snow-elf]

Hmm. I’ve heard of this before. Could I get some links?!

[apollonouta]

yooooooo, shout out to bees for being both adorable and saving the human race on all fronts!

[characterlimit]

Bees are literally our buzzy lil saviours and idiots wanna swat at them

[elfsroot]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[spnsource]

[dracarays]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*