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I have a small request for the bad batch (mainly Hunter). How would they react to a reader that is the mom friend ? Bonus points if she has a REALLY short pixie cut (hair almost buzzed).
I'm usually the mom friend and I'm really curious regarding this , if you feel comfy enough writing about it , headcanons , maybe even small fics of it? đ
THE BATCH BAD WITH A READER WHO'S THE 'MOM FRIEND'
quick note: eeeek thank you for the request anon! But I'll be honest, I had no idea what a 'mom friend' was before this so I hope I did it justice! Also, because I spent so much time trying to figure out the characteristics of a mom friend (Have I overthought this? why yes, yes I have), I didn't touch on the short hair aspect but I can always do headcanons specifically for that if you'd like!
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HUNTER
Hunter isnât sure what to make of you at first. Before you came along, he assumed if someone was nice to the Batch, it was because they wanted something from them.
But not you.Â
You genuinely care about them and their safety. Itâs unlike anything Hunter has ever experienced and honestly, itâs a little unsettling at the beginning. He doesnât understand why you put so much effort into befriending a bunch of defective clones.
Heâs cagey but once some time passes and he realises you genuinely care and this isnât some façade, Hunter relaxes and embraces your role as the mom friend.
Hunterâs actually kinda relieved to have you around now. Heâs still unsure if he can look after Omega properly but having you there to confide in is a big help.Â
And although Hunter will always try his best to act tough and unfazed by things, he appreciates your keen eye and how you can always spot whenever heâs feeling overwhelmed.
...and now, a quick drabble...
Hunterâs been staring at the datapad for twenty minutes, hand pinching the bridge of his nose as he sighs to himself. In the two seats in front of him, Tech and Echo loudly bicker about whether the last mission was a trap or simply bad timing, and in the seat adjacent to Hunter, Wrecker flings Omega up into the air before catching her again⌠a routine theyâve been doing ever since the Marauder went into hyperspace.Â
The mixture of Tech and Echoâs squabbling, Wreckerâs booming laugh and Omegaâs squeal everytime sheâs hoisted into the air is a recipe for disaster for the Sergeant.Â
Picking up some spare blankets you spontaneously bought on the last planet you visited, you call out to Hunter. His head snaps up, though the second he sees you, his expression softens. âCan you bring these to the bunks for me? You can just leave them at the end of each oneâ you ask sheepishly.
With a sharp nod, he stands and with a few strides, Hunter is in front of you and taking the blankets. Lowering your voice so just he can hear, you say âTake all the time you need, Iâll get them to calm down⌠eventuallyâ. A flicker of shock spreads across his face, surprised that not only did you notice his agitated demeanour but that you knew exactly what was causing it.Â
Opening his mouth, Hunter wants to thank you, to put his hand on your shoulder and tell you how much this means to him but Omega lets out another shriek and he tenses.
Giving him a reassuring smile, you walk past Hunter and to the others. As Hunter makes his way to a quieter part of the ship, he can hear you trying to change the topic of conversation with Echo and Tech, hoping thatâll put an end to their bickering before offering Wrecker and Omega some spare Mantell Mix you had in an attempt to distract them from their noisy game.Â
With a smile on his face, Hunter crashes on to his bunk, blankets covering his head as he wonders how he got so lucky to meet you.
TECH
Much like Hunter, Tech is dubious of you at first. Youâre so quick to help them, to listen to their problems and care for them. Before this, the only other entity thatâs ever aided the Batch is the Republic and well, we all know how that turned out.
Donât be surprised if he ends up interrogating you, asking you a barrage of questions regarding what you hope to get out of this.
Kindness isnât something theyâve come across recently so Techâs sceptical of you.
But once Tech sees how you act around not only them but everyone else, he starts to understand that youâre simply caring by nature and not trying to scam them.
Before you came along, Tech would usually stay up working until he fell asleep hunched over a table or else he would opt to not sleep at all.
But now with you here, he knows itâs only a matter of time before you come along and usher him off to bed. At first, Tech thought this was annoying and a hindrance to his work but he gets used to it pretty quickly, finding it comforting that you always make sure he gets some rest.
...and now, another quick drabble...
Itâs another late night for Tech. He doesnât mind it, preferring to work in near silence (besides some snoring coming from the other room). Working on a few adjustments to his helmet, Techâs eyes flick between his armour and datapad, taking the time to simultaneously catch up on what the Empire has been up to recently. Heâs not sure what time it is but judging by the deep sleep everyone seems to be in, heâs presuming he has another few hours until anyone wakes up.
When he hears some movement from the other room, Tech freezes for a second before relaxing once you come into view, a steaming cup in your hands. âYou should be asleepâ you whisper, tiptoeing closer to him.Â
âSo should youâ he replies without missing a beat, resuming his work on his helmet. You sigh, setting the cup down on the desk. Peering over at the warm liquid, Tech questions âCaf?â.
âTea,â you correct him âyou can take it to bed with you, it should help you sleepâ.
Tech doesnât move, giving you a look that reads âseriously?â. Putting your hands on your hips, you bluntly state âYou need to restâ.
âSo do youâ he quickly replies. You sigh. Sometimes you forget how stubborn he can be.Â
âWell, Iâve actually gotten some sleep,â you shrug âand Echoâs supposed to be watching the ship while weâre in hyperspeed but heâs fast asleep so Iâll take watch insteadâ.
âThatâs unnecessary, Iâll watch the ship and you can go back to bedâ Tech proposes but you fold your arms, shaking your head.
âNo, you need sleepâ you try your best to sound stern but itâs hard to act mad at Tech, especially when heâs trying to help.
He goes to speak again but you sigh, giving him a pleading look as you say âTech, please⌠if you donât sleep now then youâll be overtired tomorrow and you wonât be able to think straight on our next mission and kriff, if you canât think straight on a mission then weâre all screwedâ.Â
Slowly, Tech rises from his seat âYou have a pointâ.
Picking up the tea, he gives you a wearily smile, suddenly feeling self-conscious over his stubbornness. âThank you⌠for looking out for us, youâre caring nature isnât something weâre used toâ Tech tries to make eye contact with you as he speaks but he finds it hard, his face becoming flustered with his small confession.Â
Returning the smile, you reassure him âDonât worry about it, now go get some rest, you deserve itâ.
WRECKER
Even in a galaxy full of backstabbers and criminals, Wrecker likes to see the good in people so he trusts you and takes your kindness at face value.
He quickly becomes attached to you, relishing in your caring nature and becoming very protective of you. Youâre a breath of fresh air to Wrecker so Maker help anyone who tries to mess you with.
Wrecker knows how rare it is to find someone so gentle and caring and now that youâre here, he doesnât want to let you go.Â
Despite Wrecker being much larger and stronger than you, you make him feel safe and protected.
Although, Wrecker can be mischievous sometimes. He has no problem dragging you into an argument if he knows heâs losing, knowing youâll put a stop to the bickering completely and he wonât âofficiallyâ lose the argument.
He may have threatened his brothers a few times with the dreaded âIâm tellingâ. Youâre respected by all of the Batch so the thought of getting into your bad books is enough to make them shut up and leave Wrecker be for a while.
...yet another quick drabble...
Boarding the ship, Wrecker calls out your name, hand on his head as he enters. You immediately look in his direction, getting up from your seat and making your way over to him with a concerned look on your face.
Before you can even ask whatâs wrong, Wrecker groans âI hit my head⌠againâ. Reaching up to get a better look at his injury, you gently touch his jawline as you examine the side of his head. Thankfully thereâs no open wound and hopefully the pain wonât last long.Â
âDo you need some food?â you ask, making Wreckerâs demeanour perk up âYou go rest, Iâll get you some blankets and a cup of water and-â.
Hunter cuts you off, boarding the Marauder next âHeâs fine, he can do that himselfâ. Although you know Hunter is only saying this to make sure youâre good hearted nature isnât being taken advantage of, you roll your eyes.Â
âNo he canât, heâs injured!â you declare, removing your hand from Wreckerâs jawline and instead opting to rub his back. âYeah, Hunter, Iâm injured!â Wrecker repeats, his tone mimicking yours.
Not wanting a fight to break out, you glance over to Wrecker, giving him an unimpressed look. After seeing your expression, he goes back to groaning and holding his head. Itâs pretty obvious Wreckerâs exaggerating this injury but you decide to play along, knowing he just needs some attention.
âOh câmon, he didnât even complain about his head until he saw the Marau-â Hunter scoffs but Wrecker interjects with another low whine, turning his attention to you as he speaks over the Sergeant âI think itâs getting worse, all this talking is many my head throbâ.Â
With a soft smile, you reply âWhy donât you go lay down, hm? Iâll follow you in a second, just let me go get some snacks for you firstâ.
Although Wrecker tries to keep up his exaggeration, he canât hide his smile. Giving you a nod, he turns to head towards the bunks, making sure to give Hunter a smug look as he passes. âWha- please tell me you saw thatâ Hunter runs his hand down his face.
You let out a small laugh, making sure you speak loud enough for Wrecker to hear as you give Hunter a wink âHey be nice to your brother, heâs hurt enough as it is and he doesnât need you making his headache worseâ. Hunter rolls his eyes but doesnât intervene anymore.Â
Once youâve collected all of your snacks, as well as getting some drinks ready and picking up a holomovie, you follow Wrecker into the bunks, excited for the relaxing night ahead.
ECHO
Echo can be kind of distant with you sometimes. Itâs not that he doesnât like your caring tendencies but he doesnât want to depend on you, scared it might seem like he isnât able to do things himself.
He wants to help the Batch too and before you came along, he was seen as the responsible and very tired parental figure of the group.
So while heâs hesitant to let you mother him, heâs always there to take care of the others with you. You two are the parents of the group and honestly, youâre the best duo for it.
Echo has some walls up, hesitant of the roles being swapped and him becoming the one being cared for⌠but with some time, those walls will start to drop.
But until then, heâll be your teammate. The both of you working together to take care of and worry about the others.Â
Seriously, itâs scary how similar you and Echo think sometimes. Whether that be packing extra supplies or remembering how each member likes to have their caf.
...you guessed it, it's quick drabble time...
Itâs always hard when the batch gets split up, one half staying while the others go on a mission. What makes it harder is that youâre on the side that has been told to stay put.Â
According to Cid, itâs an easy job that doesnât require that many people and that you should be happy you get some time to relax while Hunter and Echo go on the mission. But your mind doesnât see it like that.
While the otherâs hang back at Cidâs parlour, you walk with the other two back to the ship so you can properly see them off. âHave you got extra bacta patches on board?â you quiz Echo while Hunter picks up his pace, deciding itâs best to leave the parents of the group discuss supplies.
âYes, we doâ Echo nods.
âAnd bandages?â you question, nervously nibbling at your bottom lip âCid didnât really give us a lot of information on this job so itâs best to be prepared for anythingâ.
With the Marauder close by, Echo stops and places his hand on your shoulder, making you stop too. âItâs going to be fine,â he says, his voice calm and comforting âweâre transporting nerf nuggets, even I donât think much can go wrong with thatâ.
You sigh, knowing Echoâs right but still feeling anxious âOk but be-â.
âCareful?â He raises an eyebrow at you, a cheeky glint in his eye.
You roll your eyes, already well aware of how predictable you can be. âYes but seriously, keep an-â
âEye out for troopersâ he finishes your sentence again, letting his hand drop from your shoulder as he begins to climb the steps up to the Marauder.
âUgh, fine, point proven,â you shake your head before remembering âoh and keep your-â
âComm on in case of emergenciesâ this time Echo doesnât even glance back at you when he says it, only stopping to look at you once heâs safely inside the door to the ship, revealing his mischievous grin.
Before closing the doors, Echo bids you a proper goodbye âIâll see-â
âYou soon?â You quickly interject, making Echoâs grin grow wider. As the steps to the Marauder begin to disappear into the shipâs mechanics and the door loudly starts to close, Echo calls out over the noise âYou took the words out of my mouth!â.
CROSSHAIR
Crosshair has convinced himself he doesnât need your help, your compassion or your company. Yet no matter how many times he tries to push you away or rebuff your kindness, you continue to be there for him.
Basically, youâre a complete enigma to him.
Crosshairâs kinda like a stray cat, subtly curious of you but too wary to accept your affections. Instead, he likes to simply watch your interactions with the others, slowly warming up to the idea of you also caring for him in the same way.
The one thing you do that is guaranteed to always make him smile is scold the others. You donât do it too often but sometimes itâs necessary, especially when they fight over petty things.Â
Crosshair is always by your side then, arms folded as he enjoys the entertainment of it all. And if things start to calm down, he makes sure to say a comment or two just to rile the others back up again.
But if heâs in an argument and you walk in? He knows better than to continue, usually rolling his eyes before stalking off to spend some time alone.
...quick drabble time: Crosshair edition...
Despite the mission being a success, it ended in another argument. You luckily missed the start of this argument, so you arenât sure whoâs done what or whoâs angry at who but from the glares Crosshair and Hunter keep giving each other, you can make a few assumptions.Â
You just arrive to the argument when it ends, catching the tail end of it as Crosshair storms past you, muttering something about loyalty.
Once Crosshair is out of earshot, the rest of the batch let out a collective sigh, equally annoyed and disheartened by the argument. âDo I even want to know what this is about?â you ask and judging by the look on Echoâs face, no, you donât. Taking a deep breath, you turn on your feet, now facing the direction Crosshair stormed off in âIâll go speak to himâ.
It doesnât take you long to find him, sitting on top of one of the large crates the Batch has been tasked with collecting and transporting back to base. He doesnât look up when you approach, keeping his attention on the dirt staining his gloves. Hopping up beside Crosshair, you wait for him to speak.
âIf youâre here to make me apologise, youâre wasting your timeâ he hisses.
You shake your head âIâm not here to do that, I just thought Iâd keep you companyâ.
âI donât need your company,â he snaps back.
You donât reply. Whenever Crosshair gets into one of his moods, you understand he pushes people away and so you donât take what he says to heart. Â
Trying to shift the topic of conversation, you put your hand into your pocket. âYâknow the last time we were in Coruscant, I went to this place called Dexâs Diner. I heard some Regs talking about it so I thought Iâd check it out,â you start, causing Crosshair to roll his eyes âthe food was fine, nothing too fancyâ.
âAnd why should I care about this?â he asks, raising his head so you can see his bored expression. While heâs still in one of his moods, you notice his tone isnât as harsh, your sudden story somewhat disarming him.
âWell, on the tables they had a bunch of napkins and those little holders for straws, oh and they had these brightly coloured sauces ,â you ramble on âbut they also had this bowl on each table and youâll never guess what they were full ofâŚâ.Â
Pulling your hand out of your pocket, you open your palm to reveal a bunch of toothpicks. Crosshair gazes down at your hand, his expression remaining neutral.
âI know theyâre just toothpicks,â you shrug, unsure whether you should feel embarrassed or relieved by his lack of reaction âbut when I saw them, I got excited because they made me think of you. And then I started wondering if you had enough toothpicks so I figured I should take some just in case you donâtâ.
With your other hand, you pick out a toothpick and delicately place it on his leg, a satisfied smile on your face. You drop the other toothpicks into your pocket, jumping down from the crate âAnyways, Iâll leave you be now, just thought you might appreciate a toothpickâ.
Crosshair stays silent as he watches you leave, waiting a few seconds to make sure you really are gone before taking the toothpick and putting it between his lips. With your words ringing in his head, a small smile begins to tug at his lips.Â
He rolls the toothpick along his mouth, hoping thatâll hide his expression. Sitting back on the crate, he closes his eyes, focusing all of his attention at what you said...
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