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[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[gwensy]

sandwith webweave

[jame7t]

It’s so much fun

[tumblebuggo]

Since i'm such a good dog, someone should DM me a Black Ops 6 Steam code ❤️❤️❤️ Mutuals reblog I wanna see who the lucky one who listens is

[mouthpoisons]

im a 27 y/o british trans man whos been entirely unable to access nhs trans healthcare for the whole time ive been in need of it, just over 10 years. being trans for me has been a long ordeal of waiting lists, discharges without explanation, paying massive amounts out of pocket to get my hrt privately, supply chain disruptions, and a period of forced detransition.

this has been going on long enough that it had disasterous consequences for my highschool education and ive been neet ever since, with all attempts at self employment eventually failing thanks to my poor health. a decade of mishandled debilitating dysphoria and unreliable and expensive trans healthcare, as well as countless other instances of medical negligence surrounding my mental health and physical symptoms has left me incredibly ill, disabled, and in poverty. its just been breaking point after breaking point and ive been left at complete rock bottom. im seriously struggling to cope with it anymore.

i desperately need my extremely overdue top surgery and i have no way of saving for it on my own

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-trans-man-get-top-surgery-after-waiting-10-years

thanks for reading, boosts are extremely appreciated.

[kaijuno]

“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”

[towerologia]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Long-distance truckers were a kind of nomadic mercenary guild existing throughout the Diesel Era of the United States.¹ They lived in their Trucks, an enormous mobile caravan-like structure.² Although some purchased the Trucks outright, others held them in trust from their corporate³ patrons⁴. Truckers would frequently decorate and customise these caravans, modifying this hostile space into a kind of domicile. They lived a solitary lifestyle in which their only contact with other human beings was the frequenting of their vast system of trade posts along the great East-West trade routes.

[effemimaniac]

when her jokingly calling u a faggot gives u butterflies u just know it's over for you

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mystrothedefender]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

[dat-physics-gal]

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

[oddlyunadventurous]

Stupid BOY! Leaving the Underworld is what all true wretches strive for!

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[weissfire]

finally, applied mathematics

[unmistrusting]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[deep-state-partisan]

[spider-shoes-archive]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express