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#my art #lady dimitrescu #lady d #resident evil village #re village #i could not be normal while drawing this #struggling with a weird form of artblock where i feel like i dont remember how to do anything #forcing myself to complete things ive had in my sketch folder and begging for it to work out #anyways big bazoonga big bubbalongasadhsjkdhasjda

michaelnordeman

Common Raven/korp. Värmland, Sweden (March 23, 2025).

crowcaws

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

crowcaws

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

crowcaws

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

black-salt-cage

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

deertush

harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

A lot of people asked for this, so here it is! Whipping arrows out of the air!

chucktaylorupset

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

wantonlywindswept

does it look like this

vickythestrange

busket

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

charllahan

he?

busket

thank you…..

loulooser

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

[soft awoo]

strix-avis

context:

makaronypoflotskiofficial

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

unpeeled-human

tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain

unpeeled-human

jaminbonbon

wtfoctagon

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

wtfoctagon

People reblogging this with "this is just oath of devotion" no. Wrong. Oath of Devotion is an inherently lawful good oath devoted to the ideals of classical chivalry. It is an oath to serve all of the weak and defenseless in need of protection.

This is an idea I came up with after reading abt Oath of the Crown and realizing paladins don't have to be dedicated to ideals and ideals alone. That you can swear fealty to a mortal individual and still receive paladin powers from the strength of your conviction alone. This is about loving someone so much that the universe is forced to bend to the sheer force of your love, the fierceness of your vows as you speak them at a ceremony that you did not expect to gain anything from except the lawful right to remain at your beloved's side.

Some genuine "true love" bs that blurs the line between a paladin oath and a warlock pact. No alignment required you can be as evil or deceitful as you want to everyone else so long as all of your actions are out of pure, faithful, and honest love to your one person and that person only. Wifeguy hours taken to the farthest possible extreme of the new 5e paladin lore rules to result in accidental powers.