Porcelain and Skulls @porcelainandskulls - Tumblr Blog

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I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore

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Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer

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Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

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a witch house 🌙

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[Image description: Digitally painted portrait of Joan Watson, played by Lucy Liu, from the TV show Elementary. She is facing the viewer, looking to the side, and smiling slightly. Her hair flows around her face. Where her hair should be in shadow it is instead painted gold with a bright yellow honeycomb pattern. More yellow covers the shoulders of her white shirt, like dripping honey. Six orange lines radiate from her head.]

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Ye Olde Mountain Dew.

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Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love:

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“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

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the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

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The number 24 is considered “gay” in Brazil, so straight men will have candles like this for their 24th birthdays…

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It stems from what now is illegal gambling.

The “jogo do bicho”(animal game) started back in 1892 by baron João Batista Viana Drummond, founder of the Rio de Janeiro’s Zoo, as a way of keeping it from closing it’s doors. Then, the visitors would buy the ticket and get one of 25 animals, and, by the end of the day, if you had the animal that was drawn, you could get up to 20x what you paid for the ticket. Nowadays we have bicheiros(people who work with the bettings) all around town who organize everything.

The thing that makes the number 24 gay for us is that the corresponding animal is the deer, and, in portuguese, deer sounds like a slur for homosexual men. Veado means deer, while viado comes from transviado, which could be translated as perverted(from God’s way). This term was taken back by the LGBT+ community but can still be used in a pejorative way.

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This is such a reach are straight men ok

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When you turn the number of years old that’s the same as the corresponding identification number in a currently illegal gambling game for an animal who’s name sounds sort of like perverted so you have to create a candle with a mathematical expression on it to mask that you are that many years old