no actually I don’t know what I’m doing

Harvey. they/them. Bisexual, 34, white.

[porchenjoyer]

[porchenjoyer]

Sooooooo on mobile I can’t get my blog description to show more than one fucking line. Functional website. I’ve pared it down to 1 line and I’ll put the rest of Me here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bisexual :3

Polyamorous uwu

Transgender nonbinary man—TME

White 🥛

“Just some guy”

34 years old (for now)

Bear except I’m trying so so hard to grow thick luscious body hair but looking at my dad and cis brother I may be in for a rough time. Family of bipedal fucking sphinx cats.

Icon, blog header, and above photo are mine döggies

Bulbasaur <3

Jack of all trades; master of none. But better than the master of one. I don’t know about plumbing and car repair though, I just mean I’ve learned a lot of different arts and crafts.

IBS sufferer. IBS tag is “IBS warriors rise up”

Anything particularly nasty re: IBS I’ll tag “unsanitary”

I’m never gonna tag. like. sex jokes. The world needs to see those. But anything I personally write and post that describes something explicit I tag it “nsfs (not safe for sister)” because one of my sisters follows me and she doesn’t need to know when I want to **** and ****.

[cannibalchicken]

[porchenjoyer]

I haven’t really been on tumblr for like 3 weeks because I’m trying to limit my screen time. Which is sort of working but kind of not because I of course left my web browser off the screen time restriction settings so that I can look stuff up, etc, which has resulted in me just using a website to play solitaire for a total of hours a day. Sigh. Life finds a way.

[bob-belcher]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[unteriors]

Solitude Drive, Chattanooga, Tennessee.

[porchenjoyer]

I’ve been spending a lot of time on my back lately 😏

……yeah so my lower back is killing me and I’ve been lying very flat and still on my back off and on the past few days 😔

[worldtherewithin]

[plantnerderyallday]

Annual deer post:

If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.

This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.

Leave the fawn alone.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.

Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.

[porchenjoyer]

I have a MASSIVE pimple on my inner though, the huge kind that has like, a lump under it. It hurts so baddddd I tried to put a gauze pad and medical tape over it to stop the chafing but I’m too hairy. The tape was horrid on my hair, I couldn’t move in any direction without it pulling 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 #dying #dying #dying #dying #DYING

[fahbee]

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Bonus:

[maidthings]

this poly shit is crazyyyy you can tease your girlfriend for having a crush on someone

[porchenjoyer]

It should not be ninety degrees Fahrenheit in April in New Jersey. What happened to not too hot not too cold all you need is a light jacket.

[soundandcolor]

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[oldwayout]

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

[teruterusky]

[neosatsuma]

[foone]

Are you on HRT?

Yes

Remind me in 30 days

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

[titsay]