Porn Day

everyone's favorite arbitrarily declared, sex-themed holiday

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What should we do on December 17th?  I’ll tell you what we should do!

So there’s a massive tumblr log off planned for December 17th to protest their draconian and poorly-implemented new policies.  But without tumblr, whatever will we do all day?!

My internet-wife @iesika and I used to celebrate Pornday back in ye olde Livejournal days.  We had a comm and everything!  It was an arbitrary “holiday”, with arbitrary rules, during which the primary goal was to produce as much porn as physically possible without having anyone’s sexual organs explode.  Anyone could contribute, for any fandom (most of what was posted back then was for DC Comics, since that was our jam at the time, but other fandoms were and are always welcome!)

I cannot think of a better way to spend December 17, 2018 than to declare it “Pornday”!  The last pornday was Pornday the Eighth, so this one will be Pornday the Ninth!  The Declaration Post is Here and the Arbitrary and Ridiculous Rules Post is Here!  Come join us and have some fun!

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Love in the Time of Purgatory (Destiel One-Shot)

A/N: I’m late to the party, but it’s finally finished!!!  As promised, a Destiel one-shot (with all the NSFW bits) to tidy you all over to Wednesday’s premiere.  About time I devoted a little time to my secondary OTP.

AO3 Mirror

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If Dean knew one thing about Purgatory, it was this: Purgatory was cold.

Cold wasn’t the right word, but it was the closest to what it felt like; a constant, bone-deep ache that made your whole body numb.  The dark made it worse, and the day didn’t help.  Probably because it wasn’t day.  Not really.  Day meant light, and light meant warmth.  But in Purgatory, there was a distinct deficiency of both.  There was only the absence of dark in the hours which were not night.  The cold, however, was a constant.

Days were difficult to travel during.  The lack of darkness made them easy targets, and higher they climbed, the sparser the trees became.  They were making good time, or at least that’s what Benny kept saying.  Dean still didn’t know the vampire well, but he knew him well enough.  If nothing else, he wanted out as much—if not more—than Dean did.  So there was that.  Of their little band of three, Benny seemed to be the one most suited to the terrain.  He knew all the best hiding areas.  And the best ambush areas.  They’d been able to hold their own against the monsters thus far.  Dean was learning quickly, developing patterns and helping plan their approach to the “escape hatch,” as Benny called it.  Initially, he’d assisted where he could.  But nowadays, most of his energy was dedicated to Cas.

It had been two days since he and Benny found Cas, and he was in no better shape than the two of them.  His coat was torn and dirty, he’d grown a full beard, and Dean wasn’t sure if he was less crazy or just a hell of a lot better about keeping it hidden.  And things didn’t get better from there.  They argued, discussed why it was Cas had bailed on him the moment they entered purgatory.  Cas said it was to protect Dean.

Dean didn’t say it, but he was getting more than a little fed up with the “guardian angel”-shtick.

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Looks like we have our Zamboni driver.

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PORN DAY - Tumblr Edition!

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protagonistically:

Back when Livejournal was the social media choice of fandoms, there was a beautiful tradition known fondly as, “Pornday”.  You can read about the history of Pornday over here. 

The rules of Pornday are as follows and taken from the original Pornday livejournal community (run by the amazing and irreplaceable Iesika) and modified slightly by yours truly (only because some things aren’t going to work the same on a Tumblr platform):

The Rules:

Anyone may declare Pornday – but the Declarer must be prepared to contribute at least two pieces of porn to the festivities.

Pornday can be declared no sooner than 28 days from the closing of the last Pornday.

You can write/draw for any fandom of your choosing.  Any pairing is fine, any fandom is fine, and any format is fine. 

For pornday posts, you should tag your posts with #porndayoct2012

Pornday lasts 24 hours from when it is first declared.

Posting Guidelines:

Remember to label with warnings and triggers, because that shit is polite. Title: Fandom: Pairing: Warnings: Summary (optional): PORNDAY TUMBLR EDITION WILL BEGIN ON OCTOBER 13, 2012 @ 11AM EST.

Happy Pornday.  And may the porn be ever in your favor.

Pornday, Tumblr edition is over, guys and dolls.  Thanks for participating!  If you have written for pornday and don’t see it in the tag #porndayoct2012, go ahead and submit the link of it to me or porn-day.tumblr.com.  

I’ll do a word/art tally sometime later today!

Thanks, all!  Hopefully we’ll see you next time!

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Pornday Fic: Operation Righteous Cowboy (part 1) | Dick/Tim/Stephanie

Title: Operation Righteous Cowboy (part 1) Fandom: DCU Pairing: Warnings:Nothing to bad in this part, but rated R for sexy talk. Count: ~1500 Summary: Stephanie is getting Tim a threesome for his birthday.  Best girlfriend ever.

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[kyrdwyn]

Fic: Another Form of Foreplay

Title: Another Form of Foreplay

Author: kyrdwyn

Rating: NC-17/NSFW/Porn

Pairings: Ra’s al Ghul/Tim Drake

Warnings: None (Tim is 21 here)(if you think there is one that I didn’t see, let me know.)

Summary: The slender body in his arms was so different, yet familiar.

Notes: I had this larger universe plotted for a while but never got around to writing it. Then pornday happened, and the boys decided they wanted to play. So there is some plot surrounding the porn, just to try to explain some things. Also, I use «these brackets» to indicate dialogue not spoken in English.

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Nestle

It’s become a ritual by this point.

Dick kisses Tim’s cheek, and then Jason kisses the other. Then it’s their little brother’s turn to give them a peck.

It’s a nice, inviting way to initiate making love.

The three of them gather on the king-sized bed. Dick takes off Tim’s shirt, Jason his pants. 

Dick rubs the bumpy outline of Tim’s spine, lets his lips idle and taste along the Red Robin’s arm. Tim shudders as Jason spreads his legs, nuzzles the flesh of his thigh. 

“We’re gonna take care of you,” Dick assures him, opens up his mouth for another kiss. 

Tim lolls his head back when Jason enters. There’s pain, of course, but it’s the good kind, and he leans into his brother’s thrusts and Dick’s soft lips. 

“We’re gonna take good care of ya.” 

Tim wanders Jason’s chest, leaves little scratches. He battles with Dick’s tongue, tangling in knots until he’s breathing all heavy.

When that pleasurable spot is hit, there’s a convulsion and his body shakes and shivers, but Dick and Jason are gripping him and it makes everything that much more satisfying, that much more hot.

Tim comes, and his brothers hug him, wipe his hair out of his face.

“Good boy, Tim. Such a good boy.”

—

Tim sleeps in the middle, Dick on his left, Jason his right, their arms wrapped around him. He nestles between them, feels safe and warm next to his two favorite people.

“Good night,” he whispers, and closes his eyes.

“Sweet dreams, Tim.”

“G’night, Timmy.”

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Pornday: Good Morning, Darling (DCU AU Cass/Tim/Slade)

Pornday the Third! Because I am a sucker for certain kinks and this is one of them. Hope everyone enjoys this one!

Story: Good Morning, Darling

Author: me_ya_ri

Rating: NC-17

Configurations: Cass/Tim/Slade

Warning / Themes: Somnophilia (waking someone up with sex), threesome, oral sex, fingering, double penetration (Cass in the middle), cuddling but that’s about it.

Word Count: Approx 1430 words

Summary: One would expect all three of them to be light sleepers but in reality Cass slept like a rock. Slade didn’t mind the way she hogged the blankets or that she stole eighty-five percent of the acreage of their king size bed. It just meant that they got to wake her up the best way possible.

Feedback: Comments (even if it’s just that you read) are much loved and concrit is much appreciated!

This was posted to my DW.

To read on LJ please go here.

Also on AO3 here.

[dragonofheaven07]

Sketch

“Hey! Look what I found!”

Jason tosses a familiar pair of black and blue gloves into Dick’s lap. “Blast from the past, right?”

Dick turns them over, nostaglia of his early days pouring in. “Good times,” he muses. He puts one on and angles his hand, the stripe of blue curving along.

“That costume was classic, pretty damn stylish,” Jason says. “These were the best part, though.” He grabs Dick’s wrist. “A work of art.” 

“Maybe you should just draw a picture?” Dick laughs.

Jason’s face lights up. “Maybe I should.” 

“Yeah,” Dick says. ”Draw me like one of those French girls.” He caresses Jason’s cheek with his gloved hand.

“Wearing these. And only these.”

Jason bumps their noses. “You’ve been watching too many movies, Dickie.”

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[justwritins]

Fic: Intermediary

Title: Intermediary Fandom: DC Pairing: Uh. I’m pulling a Te. You’re gonna have to read it. Warnings: Dubcon, bondage, underage (15 years), senseless narration, the fact that I left the pairing part blank, Bats and their twisty little minds, things Left To The Imagination, manipulation by one of the parties, seriously I’m just going to warn for everything I don’t even know who I am anymore.

It—I really don’t think it’s as bad as all that, but I’m Being Careful.

And. You know. Written for pornday. So there’s that.

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[babybirdblues]

Title. Title, What IS a Title?

Sooooo.  I promised this a while ago.  It’s Ra’sTimevil!Kon porn.  But mostly Ra’sTim porn with Ra’s using Kon as a toy.  Basically.   IDEK okay?  But I figured I’d finish this for pornday ovo.  Just so you know there’s about 700 words before the porn actually starts.  It’s a whooping 2094 words. I feel accomplished okay?

PORNDAYOCT2012 submission~

Title: Title.  Title, What IS a Title?

Fandom: DCU (taking aspects from DCnU even though I know shit about it)

Verse: none

Characters/Pairings: Ra’s al Ghul, Tim Drake, Kon-el, Ra’sTimKon

Rating: NSFWNSFWPOOOORN

Warnings: uh I suppose it’s dubcon because Tim doesn’t really want to do it (at first anyways), some alluded things to neglect and child abuse and potential sexual abuse, I think that’s it? idkman I’m bad at this orz

Excerpt: A hand cards through his hair, gently and tender.  Dark blue eyes - they look like Gotham at night, dark and dangerous - look down at him.  “He’s pretty, even when dying.”  Soft laughter echoes out from their right.

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Perfect Specimen

Title: Perfect Specimen Fandom: DCU Pairing: Ra’s/Tim Warnings: This is for pornday & is rated NC-17 for um, bondage, sexual slavery, & comeplay

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Pornday: Held Between (DCU AU Cass/Tim/Slade)

Another Pornday smutlet for you all—Hope you all enjoy the PWP!

Story: Held Between

Author: me_ya_ri

Rating: NC-17

Configurations: Cass/Tim/Slade

Warning / Themes: Bondage, suspension bondage, pegging, oral, penile plugs, orgasm denial, incest kink, double penetration (oral/anal), cuddling but that’s about it.

Word Count: Approx 1665 words

Summary: Cass surprises Tim with a special night that includes more than a few of his favorite things.

Feedback: Comments (even if it’s just that you read) are much loved and concrit is much appreciated!

This was posted to my DW. To read on LJ please go here.

Also found on AOE here.

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Bigger

Title: Bigger Fandom: Marvel Pairing: BillyTeddy Warnings: This is for pornday & is rated NC-17 for size kink

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It's probably because only the first four tags "count" for tumblr. So, to make it easy, the first tag of the post should be, #porndayoct2012. And also, I think you should probably use the submission tool, cause that's the best way to send links. I'm not sure you can in asks.

That is true. Hopefully every one can make #porndayoct2012 their first tag.

And of course the address for our submit box is http://porn-day.tumblr.com/submit

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Robin

Title: Robin Fandom: DCU Pairing: BruTim (for pro cause she made this day happen) Warnings: This is for pornday & is rated NC-17 for uniform kink & minor breathplay

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Hey Porn Day celebrators

The tag isn't showing all the fic and Art. I noticed a couple on my Dash that aren't making it too the tag. Drop a note http://porn-day.tumblr.com/ask with a link to your post and I'll reblog it so everyone can find it.

[protagonistically]

PORN DAY - Tumblr Edition!

Back when Livejournal was the social media choice of fandoms, there was a beautiful tradition known fondly as, “Pornday”.  You can read about the history of Pornday over here. 

The rules of Pornday are as follows and taken from the original Pornday livejournal community (run by the amazing and irreplaceable Iesika) and modified slightly by yours truly (only because some things aren’t going to work the same on a Tumblr platform):

The Rules:

Anyone may declare Pornday – but the Declarer must be prepared to contribute at least two pieces of porn to the festivities.

Pornday can be declared no sooner than 28 days from the closing of the last Pornday.

You can write/draw for any fandom of your choosing.  Any pairing is fine, any fandom is fine, and any format is fine. 

For pornday posts, you should tag your posts with #porndayoct2012

Pornday lasts 24 hours from when it is first declared.

Posting Guidelines:

Remember to label with warnings and triggers, because that shit is polite. Title: Fandom: Pairing: Warnings: Summary (optional): PORNDAY TUMBLR EDITION WILL BEGIN ON OCTOBER 13, 2012 @ 11AM EST.

Happy Pornday.  And may the porn be ever in your favor.

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PORNDAY HAS BEGUN!  HAPPY PORN EVERYONE!  YOU HAVE 24-HOURS TO WRITE/DRAW/CREATE ALL THE PORN YOU WANT!  

PORNDAY ENDS ON OCTOBER 14, 2012 @ 11AM EST!

DON’T FORGET TO CHECK THE #PORNDAYOCT2012 TAG TO ADMIRE ALL THE PORN!

HAVE FUN, FOLKS!