the PORNCRASTINATION abyss

NSFW CONTENT If you’re thinking of DM’ing me, READ THIS PROFILE, FIRST… In basic words: "DON'T BOTHER!!!" This is NOT a dating app! I am NOT here for that! It appears to me that Tumblr has become the new place to look for hook ups. Don’t ask - just don't!. I don’t care who you are. I don’t care who you’re pretending to be. I don’t care what you’re offering, no matter the price. It just ain’t happening. So there is no confusion, I’m only here to look and enjoy. If it costs ANYTHING, I am NOT buying. If you want to send me freebies, have at it. Otherwise, fu🤬k off with your sorry, stupid, pathetic, worthless life, excuses & stories. DON’T ask me for $$$, because I won’t pay you FOR ANYTHING, despite what your story might be. I will not be convinced that you have anything so special or so different that it is worth paying for! You’ve got NOTHING that I can’t find elsewhere, and NOTHING I haven’t already seen - for FREE - elsewhere! Asking me to join you on a different messaging platform, for any reason, just SCREAMS scammer! I won’t be scammed. I won’t be blackmailed. DON'T BOTHER!!! ••••• ••••• ••••• *** PORNCRASTINATION… *** It’s An Addiction… The art of intentionally avoiding all else while enjoying great 💦💦💦 pleasure courtesy of the extraordinary, blessed beauty of the female body. ••••• ••••• ••••• My personal hiding place from the world.

[porncrastination]

(posted November 6, 2024)

A rehash from November 8, 2016, but never more accurate or appropriate than it is this morning.

(edited to add…)

Now it seems like every morning is Groundhog Day…

[arethosepanties]

[horneenhose]

Well said Will....

[horneenhose]

Amen! I am here to enjoy the posts/pics, maybe chat a bit and learn what I can. Maybe even get lucky enough to make some new friends. Thanks for checking my blog and have a 🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️day!

*Thanks to a recent situation, I find myself once again editing this to try and make it very simple. Please note...

If you want to chat, I am happy to chat. If you want to be friends, I am friendly. If you are looking for a submissive, keep looking because I am unwilling to PAY for the privilege. You may be worth and all that but I am just not interested. I don't want to waste your time and more importantly, my time. just keep on looking.

**Lastly, just to let you know....if you reach out to me with a simple "hey" or "hello" or the like and there is nothing in your blog, I will probably not be responding. If you can't at least give me some idea of why you are reaching out, I have no interest in acknowledging that.

[porncrastination]

👍

Nailed it!!!

[four41north]

[porncrastination]

I will have a shot of whatever she is offering!

💯

[aztepayatl]

[porncrastination]

👅

[1-pretty-ladies]

[porncrastination]

I imagine plenty, thank you…

💦

[northdakota-nice]

[porncrastination]

I would love to find this waiting for me in my bed.

😘

[yournnnnnnnblog]

[porncrastination]

🥰

I could die happy spending my life with only this.

[conpreciv]

[porncrastination]

From the guy in the background…

“Dear Penthouse…”

[jackhardman]

[porncrastination]

My reminder to buy a boat!

🤤

[g0rgeousblog]

[porncrastination]

I am not a wine drinker, but I wouldn’t mind being greeted like this!

🥰

[dimetok]

[porncrastination]

Fabulous curves.

🤤

[trembaum5]

[porncrastination]

I make no bones about my preference for fake tits.

🥰

[dimetok]

[porncrastination]

The bikini might be framing it for her, but what a lovely shape she has.

😍👙

[the-morning-wood-shop]

[porncrastination]

Every time I see a different pic of Brandi, I am reminded how much I Love porn.

🥰💦

[tex6689]

Stella Francis

[porncrastination]

🥰

Oh, fuck yes!!! In a fucking heartbeat!!!

And yeah, I know what’s going on down there…

😍

[hotsexywifenextdoor]

[porncrastination]

I don’t care if it is AI, it is worthy of the fantasy.

❤️

[snatchit66]

[porncrastination]

❤️ the sexy look in her eyes!

🥰