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23 || the blog is ded but the fandom rot lives on

[transmasc-malleus]

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

[interruptingkau]

Best female anthro design:

[letstalkaboutheroes]

cursed female anthro design:

[rootbeergoddess]

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[prince-luffy]

Fish Tiddies

[pathesis]

[myrosecolouredgirl]

hey rather than donating to the roman catholic church, an organization with literally more money than god, how about you donate to the three black churches in louisiana that were set on fire by probably white supremacists

[cannibalchicken]

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

[space-cops]

[wonderweird]

This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as I’m pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post  are artists saying ‘’YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!!’’

[aureliagaming]

if you don’t know the name origin of every single color ever then you aren’t an artist

[payeehay]

and mustard is navy yellow

[bogmummytakethewheel]

the navy trifecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to a whole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel

[bogmummytakethewheel]

i did the best I could

[koth-harvest-final]

[proxypunch]

@homestuckpolice

[homestuckpurge]

Thank you, law abiding citizen!

We’ll apprehend the suspect

[koth-harvest-final]

IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL—

[calvelegkiy]

hahahaha. haha… ha………

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

The Hunchback of  Notre dame - Frollo Grapes

“Buenos Dias Esmeralda” - Frollo

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

Grapes

HOW TO MAKE IT

1. Before planting bare root vines, soak the roots in water for 3-4 hours. At planting, remove all canes except the most vigorous one. Plant vines with the lowest bud on the cane just above the soil surface. Trim off any broken or excessively long roots. Dig a hole large enough to you can spread the root system out then cover the roots completely with soil. Mulching is not usually recommended for grapes because mulch will moderate the soil temperature, often keeping it cooler in warmer months, and grape vines grow best in warmer soil.

After planting, water the vines regularly throughout the first year. The root system needs to grow and establish to allow for shoot growth in the first year. 

Grapevines need some type of support or they will trail along the ground. The support can be an arbor covering a patio for shade, or can be as simple as a post in the ground to support the trunk of the vine. Grapevines can also be grown along an existing fence. Virtually any type of support structure will do, provided it is sturdy. Grape vines grow quickly and get quite heavy.

Once the trunk has reached as high as you want, and the lateral trunks have been formed, prune the vine each spring before growth begins so the developing canes have enough air movement around them to reduce diseases. There are many different methods and techniques for training vines; we recommend you experiment with pruning vines to make them an integral part of your landscape. Remember, fruit is produced on the current season’s growth, that in turn grows from last season’s wood. Heavy pruning provides the best fruit. Light pruning results in large yields of poor-quality fruit; very heavy pruning produces too much vegetative growth and very little or no fruit. 

The best way to tell if grapes are ripe is to taste a few. Many cultivars turn color before they are ripe. To harvest, clip full clusters off the vine with pruning shears or heavy scissors. Handle clusters carefully; remove any discolored, injured, or undesirable berries; and then cool them as soon as they are picked. 

Follow for more simple & easy Disney recipes!

For @frollosuggestions

[frollosuggestions]

Thank you! It is a very nice recipe. Though grapes can be a little too flavorful for me… I think I’ll just eat graham crackers.

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

EAT MY FUCKING GRAPES

[nijiimura]

a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

[proto-homo]

Notre Dame has already received 700 million euros in donations and apparently Apple will be donating too…..

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in no time. But they can generate 700 MILLION euros in a day.

[vaguelywitty]

I don’t know how people aren’t more appalled by this. This is literal proof that the rich could solve the majority of the world’s problems if they WANTED. I guess some old ass church built by the world’s largest pedophile ring is more important than human lives. Not to mention that indigenous people around the world have had to stand by and watch their own sacred places destroyed ON PURPOSE and nobody bats a fucking eye. Don’t get me started on the water crisis in Flint. Yeah, Flint still DOESNT HAVE WATER but sure, Apple is going to donate fucking money for a church that’s burned multiple times. Like, I get it, it’s a religious and cultural symbol. But so is Al-Aqsa masjid (third holiest masjids in Islam) and the three black churches in Louisiana. Where is the out pour those churches? Where is the “omg this is the worst thing ever. Our history as humanity is threatened” when the 45th signed off on selling protected land? Where was fucking Apple to help then?! 

[proto-homo]

It’s at 1 billion now in just under 2 days and this is really how I’m feeling right now. I get the religious significance of this place but this much money flooding to it in this short amount of time really proves billionaires have the most fucked up priorities.

[crazydiamonds]

this single panel from the tf2 comic is better than anything overwatch has to offer

[garlic-gal]

Questioning ur gender as an afab person is hard bc ur like do I genuinely identify as Not A Woman or do I just not identify with the negative images of women that have been shoved at me since I was born? Like do I not like being referred to as a girl because that really isn’t who I am or is it because being connected to femininity comes along with some not great associations? And then there’s the question of am I really Not a Woman or am I just butch/futch? And then u get into questioning what gender even is to begin with. What is gender? What is masculinity? What is femininity? Is there anything inherent to either of them, or is it all socially constructed bullshit? Does gender actually exist?? If not, then what the fuck is my relationship with gender?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

[sparrow-va]

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

[theuninspirednovelist]

Book : She was …

Film:

[aberrantemotion]

None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like

[professor-spacecakes]

Art Thief Alert!

Hey everyone, I’ve just been alerted to someone who is tracing BNHA fanart and posting them to Instagram as their own work. Anyone asking for such art to be taken down typically gets a condescending reply, gets their comments deleted, and are immediately blocked.

The user is erasernson on Instagram.

As an example, here’s how they butchered my art, posted yesterday:

And here’s my original, posted over two months ago here:

As you can see, this person is utterly shameless. They have many other clearly copied drawings, as well as many reposts. I implore you to take a look and see if your art or copies of your art is there, or if the art of someone you know is there.

If your art or a copy thereof is on this person’s account, please use this form to report a copyright violation. If enough people report them, their account will be shut down.

Please spread the word so we can put an end to this disrespectful horse shit.

[lesbianrey]

ok legend….

[gaylor-moon]

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW THE RIGHT WILL KICK AND SCREAM AND CRY AND PISS THEMSELVES OVER THEIR SUPPOSED FREE SPEECH, CALLING OTHER PEOPLW SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES AND MAKING FUN OF SAFE SPACES? SO HOLD UP. SEVEREAL OF THESE SNOWFLAKES GOT MAD, AT A STICKER, A FUCKING STICKER PEOPLE,, SO MAD AT A STICKER THEY LITERALLY CALLED THE POLICE, AND TRIED TO ARREST THIS WOMEN,,, NAH DOG BUT LEFT LEANING PEOPLE ARE THE SENSITIVE ONES OHHHHHKAYYYY DUDE

[tooanxiousforrivers]

hey so I looked it up and she was released on bail, so that’s good. also, the police were trying to argue that she should be charged with DISORDERLY CONDUCT for this and the ACLU was just like… no.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

Y’all she added ANOTHER sticker saying fuck the sheriff who arrested her and she’s considering a civil rights lawsuit against him. Making all us Texans proud y’all. https://theslot.jezebel.com/woman-targeted-by-sheriff-for-fuck-trump-decal-says-fuc-1820612922

[legitimatelala]

YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

[freshmossfox]

i ❤️ my pit bull

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.

[knighthearts]

Visit Original Link

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

[knighthearts]

how bad could it possibly be

[knighthearts]

this is it.  this is my favorite tag on this post

[knighthearts]

it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

[witchtaunter]

[hymnofvalefor]

she love true crime tv

[nappesworld]

[bathtubbarrister]

that’s some damn tea

[greyhairedgeekgirl]

If extending a right to all people reduces your rights in any way?  That means that right has been dependent on the oppression of someone else.

It means you’ve been profiting from the subjugation of others in some way.  Are you good with that?

[virgil-anxiety-yikes]

Hey, please stay safe

[supernaturaltakeover]

SIGNAL BOOST

[crowsciphers]

Small account but my followers might have big accounts, idk so spread the word

[cxffeeandtxaforme]

I don’t care about your damn feed. re-fucking-blog this to save a life.

[bakugou-tm]

As a model myself, I really want to warn people big time about this.

Large name brands will never recruit via Instagram or social media, they will contact your agency to book you!

If you get any DM’s from big brands like this especially if they don’t have a checkmark by their name (but don’t count on that either) they are scammers trying to take your money or even worse lead you into sex trafficking.

Stay safe and follow your gut! Never trust any unofficial recruiters!