Entropic Porridge

tayto sambo

[porridgeoatz]

my house groupchat LMAo

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[naamahdarling]

Do not take Sybelifex if you are allergic to Sybelifex.

[meatmanuel]

mech fans are so funny. what if there was a guy who was normal and doing just fine

[cipheramnesia]

Guy with the worst BO you ever smelled cheerfully slapping the shoulders of a quivering traumatized mess crawling out from under watching two dozen people melt into reusable plastic slurry, he's like, "Dang! Hot in there, huh! You'd think they'd spring for decent A/C. Welp, catch you on the flip flop!"

[cipheramnesia]

I picture him as the golden retriever emotional support animal of some squad of fucked up trans pilots, like the sweat becomes practically comforting because no matter what happens this one guy is so unfailingly mentally stable that anyone can hang onto him for as long as they need. He makes nachos and does movie nights with a projector in the big bay while the other pilots are all piled up on him, and he has the worst taste in movies, it's so bad, and he loves them and says "this is the best part" about ten times per film, but the other pilots aren't even annoyed, it's like a cat purring.

Sometimes on leave they hit up local bars and it's one big beefy dude surrounded by a crowd of the hottest people in the room. He's like a damn sheepdog to this gaggle of pilots half of whom are fully dissociated at any one time, fake dating everyone and real dating no one in the squad because he's so painfully normal about sex he thinks you can't do that sort of thing. Once in a blue moon a bar patron or rando may get a little handsy, too familiar and he like sidles up and says, friendo for your own good I think you want to take about four steps away, because she's about to tear your face off.

He's too cheerful to stand, but also that annoying af back slapping comradery reminds you that you're alive and grounds you to something concrete enough to make it another day in the corp.

[cipheramnesia]

I hope no one is imagining this guy is skinny. He's fat and awesome.

[oswaldfromlibraryofruina]

I imagined him as a big and buff at first but you're objectively correct

[v-in-the-flowers]

miku cone

[cardiac-agreste]

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[dear-marvel-studios]

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[athena-xox]

Ever after high books + links

Link one (most books)

Link two (other books)

EDIT: SINCE THIS IS GETTING ATTENTION AGAIN I IMPLORE EVERYONE TO CHECK MY PINNED POST SINCE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE GOOD RESOURCES!!! (This includes webisode timelines, doll diaries, EAH dictionary, confirmed birthdays and sm more)

The Main Trilogy (& Other Shannon Hale Books)

The Storybook of Legends by Shannon Hale

The Unfairest of Them All by Shannon Hale

A Wonderlandiful World by Shannon Hale

Once Upon a Time by Shannon Hale

The Legend of Shadow High by Shannon Hale

Ever After High School Series

Next Top Villain by Suzanne Selfors

Kiss and Spell by Suzanne Selfors

A Semi Charming Kinda Life by Suzanne Selfors

Fairies Got Talent by Suzanne Selfors

Truth or Hair by Suzanne Selfors

Fairy Tail Ending by Suzanne Selfors

Destiny Do-Over Diary companion books to the school series

General Villainy by Suzanne Selfors

Science & Sorcery by Suzanne Selfors

Hero Training by Suzanne Selfors

Once Upon a Pet

A Princely Present by Suzanne Selfors

Candy Wish Fish by Suzanne Selfors

Trouble with Jackalopes by Suzanne Selfors

Next Top Bird by Suzanne Selfors

Hedgehog’s Hexcellent Adventures by Suzanne Selfors

Horse of a Different Colour by Suzanne Selfors

Once Upon a Twist

When the Clock Strikes Cupid by Lisa Shea

Cerise and the Beast by Lisa Shea

Rosabella and the Three Bears by Perdita Finn

Duchess Lets Down Her Hair by Perdita Finn

The Kitty Mermaid by Perdita Finn

The Secret Diary of

The Secret Diary of Apple White by Heather Alexander

The Secret Diary of Raven Queen by Heather Alexander

Diary of an Evil Queen by Stacia Deutsch

Junior Novels

Dragon Games Stacia Deutsch

Epic Winter by Perdita Finn

Activity books

Yearbook

Royals and Rebels

The Sleepover Spellebration Party Planner by Kirsten Mayer

The Totally Tea-RRIFIC Hat-Tastic Book About YOU

Madeline Hatter’s Guide to Riddlish! A Topsy-Turvy Write-In Book by Elizabelle Castle

The Hat-Tastic Tea Party Planner by Melissa Yu

A Spelltacular Year

Plan Your Destiny

Ever After High Activity Book

Spellbinding Activities

Write Fableous Fairytales

Picture books

Welcome, Baby Dragons by Margaret Green

Let the Dragon Games Begin by Margaret Green

Royally Cool Adventure by Perdita Finn

Meet Crystal Winter by Perdita Finn

Colouring/Sticker books

Thronecoming Reusable Sticker Book by Melissa Yu

A Wonderlandiful Doodle Book by Jeanine Henderson

Draw Dream Create Sketchbook

An Enchanted Pop-Up Sketchbook



Other books

Five Minute Stories by Robert Rudman & Ellie Rose

Class of Classics by Leigh Dragoon & Jessi Sheron

The books that don’t have a link are ones I know exist but I couldn’t find on internet archive/other searching.

If you have any links to these missing books, or books that I don’t have PLEASE lmk. Or if you have higher quality or pdf links (since some of the books are just screenshots of pages that I put together on a doc…)

The last two books in the once upon a twist series don’t exist.. they were cancelled or only a few copies were made (and those who have them aren’t saying anything). But I’m hoping to find them somehow if I have to message perdita finn myself. I believe there are a few chapters up somewhere so I’ll try to compile all that’s available

Any title that is coloured with a link means I don’t have a pdf or full copy yet but I have a preview

Because this is getting so much attention make sure to check my pinned post that has more eah resources!!

There are also diaries that went along with the dolls that you can find on @everafterhigharchive’s page who is also responsible for most of the links here

(Also one of my interconnect libraries has meet Crystal Winter so I’ll upload that onto internet archive + add it on here once it ships)

[katriaarts]

thinking about my dream bunny redesign… idk. she should be ouji guys trust

[ruerock]

predetermined and inescapable

[y00v1]

Thinking about them....

[lonelyslutavatar]

I can't help but imagine a stereotypical goth tattoo influencer when I think of ink5oul

[i--am--val]

21/?

[marigoliad]

PART 1 - Characters from the Avatar novels that people never talk about. Yingsu is a combustionbender who randomly joined Yangchen's Team Avatar. She was also one of the earliest combustionbenders in history and one of the three firebenders who were part of the Unanimity Project.

[marigoliad]

Idk I did this one for a video but it didn’t work out lmao

[marigoliad]

Who am I in this world without you?

I headcanon Yangchen had one of her Gun-Mesose episodes once Kavik died. And had one on every anniversary of his death.

Plus, shout out to @/ CreamPuffQueen. Bc I might or might not got the idea of her forgetting who Kavik is from #THAT fic

[oifaaa]

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

[steveyockey]

I think conclave (2024) fans should actually have tag privileges idk you could try “#real conclave” or maybe like “#conclave (nonfiction)” but the pope yaoi stays in #conclave

[alex51324]

This post is how I found out the pope died.

[mclennonyaoi]

why don’t they make a baby pope.

[mclennonyaoi]

having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants

[mclennonyaoi]

scratch that . better idea . make one of those dogs who presses buttons to talk the pope

[mclennonyaoi]

ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be pope