trying

25% recovery, 30% complaining about my life, 20% things I find interesting, 25% tagging my friends in garbage. oh, i'm sam. nice to meet you. You can use any gendered words for me. it/its/itself, auxiliary she/her/hers/herself.

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[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse.

[voidbat]

read that. read it again, and again, and again. somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on this planet that has it the worst of all, and that person is NOT the only person allowed to be unhappy with their lot. if things are bad for you, they are bad for you. period.

[girthakitt-blog]

I wish I heard this a long time ago

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[klefable]

[infininoodle]

*prepares party popper*

[infininoodle]

*nervously shakes the party popper*

[infininoodle]

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

[infininoodle]

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

[infininoodle]

*gets married to the party popper*

[infininoodle]

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

[jetn-deactivated20181203]

what the actual fuck

[infininoodle]

[star-spangled-jackass]

why is there fan art

[genandhisqueen-deactivated20160]

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

[cloudbusting85]

♡ roses are red ♡ ♡ violets are blue ♡ ♡ lmaooooooo ♡ ♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡