Shifter

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[artmagine]

The amazing digital art of Donglu Yu

[anime--irl]

[mysharona1987]

[brunhiddensmusings]

[wretchedly]

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[mrjinx87]

FUN FACT: I’m actually *further* to the left now than I was in my 20s!

[not-caused-by-those-who-love]

I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

[healingmachinewithskeletoninside]

ooh, quoting that again for emphasis: “what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”

[laloroy]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[randomsideblogtime]

Wishing me and everyone best of luck for something good in your life! :D

[jenny-jinya]

TW: animal death / injury / death For grandma, who loved pigeons, and for grandpa, who did not but wanted her to be happy. Please hear me out <3 WEBTOON

[damzellfran]

How long before this ad gets flagged

[damzellfran]

XZD,KGJNDXLJKFH Not a day 

[monsterrpixels]

hasjdgfashsjgdfs HAHAHAHAHA

[catchymemes]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Holy shit. 

[lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240]

i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do

[lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240]

glad to see tumblr.com is receiving this well

[shesnake]

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[crazy-brazilian]

King

[longscorsese]

my man was not having a great time

[jacksitchytriggerfinger]

You think that’s bad?

His own Mama?!

[sonoran-partisan]

Roasted by a teenager, his own mother, and Denmark.

[marithlizard]

It’s as though his life embodied the spirit of an AITA reddit post. I am weirdly impressed.

[nyx-lyris]

what is there to say that hasn’t already been said - this guy was not having a great time, lmao. 

[queermarzipan]

i concur your honour

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

[o-v-e-r-w-h-e-l-m-e-d]

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won’t be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it’s extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn’t feel bad.

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

hey reblog this instead

[catchymemes]