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im not a huge fan of bond retirement stories. but im enjoying the idea in an established 00q scenario where like bond who wants to keep working with q is like hmm what roles are open in q branch?

so bond gets training in design and becomes a human centred designer within q branch. hes like in house agent perspective for q branch designers/inventors/programmers/etc. creating agent personas and user workflows. helping to establish agent-centred protocols and designing the training for agent handlers. clarifying agent perspectives and priorities in field, etc.

he's joining at just a clerical assistant level but he's good at it and keeps working up the ladder and he's enjoying it.

and one day he wakes up and is like. "q im a manager. i do quarterly employee appraisals. who am i..." and q is like. "james you've been a manager for 5 years it's 3am. im going to sleep". bond is like "i left the sbs to avoid managerial responsibilities. you kinked me into being a manager. you used my dick to make me an office public servant. youre evil." and q is like "you've finally caught up with everyone else, love. go back to sleep" but bond just spends the next 24 hours like