I add polls to posts

If that annoys you you should probably block. Created by aromanticduck.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

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What kind of dog are you?

I'm friendly

Do not pet

I'm nervous

Margaritaville

Remaining time: 6 days 23 hours

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

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Would you take an item out of someone else's cart at a shop?

Hell yeah, you snooze you lose

No, what the fuck??

A secret third thing

Remaining time: 4 days 42 minutes

[dirtreally]

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Who do you have empathy for?

keysmashbandit (Twitter OP)

Their nonbinary hairstylist

Neither

Remaining time: 3 days 1 hour

[aromanticduck]

I came up with this three-way table to help me (and now you, if you want) to rate things out of 5 stars. I was thinking of books and films when I made it, but you can probably use it for other stuff.

The idea is that you rate the thing on how much stuff you loved and how much stuff you hated, and those things weight against each other. There's only one way to get 5 stars or 1 star, so those should end up as the rarest ratings, wtih 3 stars being the most common.

'Spicy' means that the thing inspires emotion, whether positive or negative, while 'bland' means it doesn't affect you much either way.

An example of a 3-star (spicy) - for me personally - would be the Twilight series, because there's plenty of garbage in there but also some things that are like crack to me. I can't think of an example of a 3 star (bland) because by nature they don't stick in the mind.

(This also assumes giving 0 stars isn't allowed. That'd throw it out of whack...)

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How would you rate the last piece of media you finished?

5 stars

4 stars (spicy)

4 stars (bland)

3 stars (spicy)

3 stars (mild)

3 stars (bland)

2 stars (spicy)

2 stars (bland)

1 star

Don't know/can't remember

Voting ended onAug 11

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

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Which friend are you?

Friend who's always planning everything

Friend who's always available

Friend who's constantly busy

Friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule

Friend who went missing in the woods 12 years ago

Friend who's really into Genshin Impact

Voting ended onAug 6

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

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Which of these did you NOT know?

I knew all of these things

Calvin Klein is real

Calvin Klein is alive

Calvin Klein is gay

Calvin Klein is real and alive

Calvin Klein is real and gay

Calvin Klein is alive and gay

I didn't know any of these things

Voting ended onJul 28

[paradoxspaceheater]

many people do not know this!

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What will you do?

Pat the Csevet

Hold the Csevet

Cherish the Csevet

Forfeit all mortal possessions to Csevet

Voting ended onJul 28

If you're not familiar with Csevet your options are:

Vote based on vibes

Read The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison and then come back (The poll's open for a week. You probably have time)

[bryanjamess]

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Favourite of these shades of green?

Mint

Celadon

Pistachio

Avocado

Jade

Moss

Olive

Forest

Emerald

Teal Green

Voting ended onJul 24

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

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How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Voting ended onJul 22

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[not100bees]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[not100bees]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

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Which couch would you rather have?

2Spirit

Asexual

Transgender (1)

Bisexual

Lesbian

Progress

Pansexual

Transgender (2)

Nonbinary

Genderfluid

Voting ended onJul 20

[what-even-is-thiss]

My middle school gave you detention if you didn’t turn in your homework on time did I ever tell y’all about that

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Did your school* give you detention if you didn't do your homework?

Yes, breaktime or lunchtime detention

Yes, after-school detention

No

Some of my schools did but others didn't

Voting ended onJul 8

*High school and/or middle school, not primary/elementary school.

[redstonedust]

tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.

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Who do you vote for?

Blorbo Bleebus (your mutual's favoured champion)

Blingus Blarbo (your true choice)

I abstain out of respect

Voting ended onJun 27

[mothric]

thinking about the time a former housemate said to me "hey I put these box fans in the living room because it's hot" while gesturing to the fans that I was actively sitting in front of because it was hot. and I said "okay thanks." and she kept standing there like she was waiting for something else so I said "am I blocking the airflow? do you need me to move?" and she said no I'm just letting you know they're here, in the living room, for circulation. and I said well yes, I did put that together. I am enjoying them. thank you. and she looked confused. so I asked "am I meant to do something with this information or are you just informing me?" and she said no I'm letting you know they're here because It's Hot In Here. she seemed a bit aggravated, and her emphasis seemed deliberate.

it took me asking three more times before she finally told me she wanted me to leave the fans where they are instead of moving them to my room or something. and I said oh! I had no intention of doing so but thank you for letting me know what the expectation is.

about a month later she brought up that conversation as the moment it actually clicked for her that I Am Autistic And Will Not Magically Intuit The Unspoken Request You Didn't Ask Me.

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Did you guess what this person was on about before the end of the post?

Yes, I'm autistic

Yes, I'm not autistic

Yes, not sure if I'm autistic

No, I'm autistic

No, I'm not autistic

No, not sure if I'm autistic

Voting ended onJun 23

[paradoxspaceheater]

the problem with exploring non-dnd game systems is that i actually am very irrationally attached to rolling 1d20 + one of several arbitrary ability scores and perhaps a proficiency bonus in order to do things. i understand that logically the kind of narrative-heavy character-focused games i'm interested in are probably better served by something like pbta, but you see. i just don't think d6s are very sexy

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Which is the sexiest die?

D4

D6

D8

D12

D20

D10 (0-9)

D00 (0, 10, 20, ..., 90)

Voting ended onJun 12

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

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What kind of person do you think they are?

An asshole

A filthy queer

A woman

Voting ended onJun 7

[goth-queen]

[aromanticduck]

[Image description: a tweet by @rOnnie_mayh3m which says:

'i love being a freak. not in a sexual way i'm just very strange'

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Are you a freak?

Yes, in a sexual way

Yes, in a non-sexual way

Yes, both ways

No (get well soon)

Voting ended onMay 30

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

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Which shape is the best wank material?

Square

Triangle

Circle

Voting ended onMay 14