Non-Stop

emotionally unstable with a side of caffeine

[sentient-cloud]

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

[kurulover]

[zackisontumblr]

one of the greatest joys of life is following your pets around all day saying hiiiiiiiii every time you see them

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[catchymemes]

[katealot]

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

[writing-prompt-s]

Happy new year everyone!

[stuckinapril]

being a silly girl is so important for my mental health. i must be silly or i will spiral

[bearie]

TERRIBLE news for fussy and crabby kitty cats. you are going to be kissed. you are going to be loved

[zackisontumblr]

one of the greatest joys of life is following your pets around all day saying hiiiiiiiii every time you see them

[stophelping]

Turn the reblogs back on coward

[chapeldean]

i think you have to romanticize autumn a little. what else are you supposed to do

[writing-prompt-s]

“I can’t believe it! You played us like a fiddle!" 

"Oh please. Fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the kazoos you are.”

[divineoil]

:)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[nonbinaryyue]

the way sokka looks like his mom but tries so hard to be his dad and the way katara looks like her dad and tries so hard to be her mom is. ouch

[nonbinaryyue]

it’s like. sokka says he doesn’t know what his mother looks like but throws himself in front of katara time and time again. he comes up with plans and tries to lead armies but inspires and loves and guides five kids without parents instead. he’s creative and funny and goofy and so so so full of love. and katara says that she’s been doing all the work around camp since mom died but all she wants is to learn how to fight. she’s angry at her dad for abandoning her but stands in front of a group of hopeless earthbenders and attempts to rally them with a speech. she tries and tries to be soft but ends up blowing up a factory to save the enemy. sokka wants to be his father but carries his mother’s heart. katara feels like she has to be her mother but has her father’s fight.

[valtsv]

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

[valtsv]

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't

[raspberrysgod]

millions of grown adults across the globe are on their knees sobbing and it‘s a 12 year old walking up some steps in a forest

[netherworldpost]

Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

[birdonawire]

she’s literally me

[birdonawire]

@outdean ngl i probably would’ve moaned right then and there

[spleen9000]

can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of

[the-grollican]

i assume this is a reference to something but choose to believe it is simply a creative exercise that tumblr user spleen9000 is inviting me to participate in. like yes. yes im imagining it