"Words, Words, Words."

Would you have me False to my nature? Rather say I play The [wo]man I am. Coriolanus (3.2.14) I live a life that revolves around my love for the written word. I post about various books & authors: Cosmere (especially Stormlight Archive), Tolkien, A Song of Ice and Fire, anything Shakespeare. Also, Marvel.

[postmod-modernist-blog]

For all the junior high and high school students out there who think that you hate school and don't need to have respect for your teachers, we hate you back and you make us regret our decisions to pursue a life in education.

[save-me-from-the-gallows-pole]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

[corvou-deactivated20151102]

me: the villain is kinda cool me to myself: don't 

[underlandwarrior]

Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

[systlin]

Look. 

Look at the lack of tit cups. 

[autumnsoulss]

[uglybagofmostlywater]

America is asleep quick let’s measure things using logical units

[kestrele]

oh nO AMERICA IS WAKING UP QUICK HIDE THE CELSIUS

[osmosisjones]

[brawluigi-deactivated20190921]

Vin and Kel sparring in the mists. Felt nice to actually complete a Mistborn piece for once in my life

[mandatoryupgrades]

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

[vitalty]

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

[stormhornets]

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

[teashoesandhair]

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

[vampiregerards]

did

did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke

[mymodernmet]

How People Express Laughter in Different Languages Around the World

[agameofclothes]

What Tyene Sand would wear to the Sept, Shantanu & Nikhil

[wtf-post-modernism]

[postmod-modernist-blog]

Emotional Hunger, or Mags and I sum up the struggles of the menstrual curse while discussing the stigmatization of the natural body on popular websites. My best work yet.

[tolkien-in-beleriand]

Every time I read that post about doing things out of spite I remember that C. S. Lewis put that fucking street lamp in Narnia because Tolkien once said that no good fantasy story would have a lamp in it.

[postmod-modernist-blog]

But Silm has lamps. . .

[andreii-tarkovsky]

tfw you understand the language enough to know the subtitles are wrong but not enough to watch the movie without subs.

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

I feel like all kids can be broken up into 2 groups: Dinosaur Kids and Space Kids

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

Were you a dinosaur kid or a space kid

[tardisman14]

Instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.

[grootficguy]

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

[letmeeatyourchildren]

Thine octopus

[clowndotorg]

I mean, why not go the full nine.

-est endings to words are when you use thou as your pronoun

-eth endings are for when you use he/she/it as your pronoun

Any other pronoun and the verb will end normally.

For example: I dance, thou dancest, he/she/it danceth, we dance, you dance, they dance

Cheers!