Postmodern Goddesses

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[cold-foot-clam-phone]

[venus-with-stupid-fly]

Coldfeet had nothing to do with the phone just the lady on the other end.

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I waited for my J.

[stolen-youth-2]

[tec-h-nically]

Will Smith

I was going to get married on July 4th but it had to be done on July 3rd because the justice of the peace don’t work on government holidays.

EL💜ME

Firework by Katy Perry

♫ by Katy Perry, discovered with SoundHound

The only movie we went to the theater twice to watch was Matrix.

Agent Smith

“Mr. & Mrs. Smith”

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love-actually

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The way of my Goddess felt upon me!

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Mr. Perfectly Fine [Taylor's Version] (From The Vault) by Taylor Swift

♫ by Taylor Swift, discovered with SoundHound

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Just Another Day by Jon Secada

♫ by Jon Secada, discovered with SoundHound

I used to have a longing for the Goddess but I waited too long for her for the one I felt so betrothed onto!

[nine-gates]

Paul Atreides says a religious adventure is almost like a science fiction religion like Scientology.

Paul Atreides fears sexy ladies cause mommy departed just like all sexy ladies do, but the ugly ones can’t be lost to us.

[villan-lr]

I only prefer ladies they chase after me and my lady is already been chosen, but she’s free to not be a gaymare!

[gaymare-v]

Oh the nightmare gave us the gaymare by Neptune’s crown and grandmother’sginormous fork that stab my wife in my disbelief because I do laugh having been witness to my disbelief!

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Wouldn't It Be Good by Nik Kershaw

♫ by Nik Kershaw, discovered with SoundHound

I don’t want any love, but I will wait for the lady that won’t show up or she might show me up but will I love it?

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Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me) by The Temptations

♫ by The Temptations, discovered with SoundHound

[never-had-it]

True Blue by Madonna

♫ by Madonna, discovered with SoundHound

[post-modern-pity]

I honoured my widow father I suffered much in the freedom of my grace and then he died and I not desiring an inheritance I cried only to suffer to honour his liabilities having already honoured my baby sisters love of babies I then did honour the stolen memory of my mother that made my father a widow in the first place because I have the testicles to sing no longer desiring to be unsung hero!

I also raged offering up my life to my wife because the ugly trolls online slandered her good name! Then I raged worse than Dances with Wolves like one who was an actual native! I was a young slinder snake but I became the dragon I forgave!

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[cream4crime]

Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do

I fear this might come to pass if it has not already.

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