posts put in alphabetical order

Hi! This gimmick blog puts the words in posts in alphabetical order!

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Introduction:

Hey, I'm posts-alphabetized, a new gimmick blog in town! I assume. This isn't the most original idea anyone's ever had for a gimmick blog, but I haven't seen it yet so..

I put posts in alphabetical order.

Special characters (<>!@#$%^&*? etc.) come first, unless they are attached to a word. (for example: word!)

If the post contains a number, I will put the number where it would go if it was spelled out. (for example: sad 6 syllables)

Posts I've alphabetized will be put under: #in order

Anything that isn't will have the tag: #unordered

Asks will be answered under: #asks

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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Alien all and attention: Cunt get is pulling serve sleeve this to who you your

[prokopetz]

I love it when a news article about rats is clearly talking about trained rats of some description, but the headline doesn't specify that. "Rats are disarming bombs" what, of their own initiative?

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a about are article bombs" but clearly description, disarming doesn't headline I initiative? is it love news of own "Rats rats some specify talking that. the their trained what, when

[rpfofficial]

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

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bridge get it jump off that to we we'll when

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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alternative an and As everything I nice' present: 'salt, sinister' spice, 'sugar, to vinegar,

[gobstoppr]

are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!

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apply are be being can dry? for from greasy hands how if instead lotion, more now. Subscribe they tips! uncomfortable with you your

[annabelle--cane]

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

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about be but can content does "every everything except for for. found fucking here. I'm internet" is kind looking no of on One one other possible Singular sure talk than that the thing to want why yeah

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

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<3 a for heart. here's it's "likes little look me mean not nothing on one sending that's tumblr" you you're your

[prokopetz]

"Movies where knowing there's a Twist is a spoiler" and "movies where knowing there's a Twist tells you nothing" are not opposites. The real opposite pole to the former is "movies where knowing there's a Twist actively makes it harder to correctly anticipate the Twist".

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a actively and anticipate are correctly former harder is it knowing makes "Movies "movies not nothing" opposite opposites. pole real spoiler" tells The the there's to Twist Twist". where you

[louisegluckpdf]

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

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age and at be for gonna huge i learning me melancholy oh or remember 7 something the thinking this word word's