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! Disclaimer: All these posts are fake ! What would happen if LoZ existed in an infinitely worse timeline? Join us for some Zelda unreality posting and submit your own too!

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Submission Guide

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- Submissions must be focused on Zelda games, mangas, lore, spinoffs (yes, including the TV show and CDI games) and general Nintendo topics.

- Out of respect to fandom creators, please don’t submit a post regarding pre-established fanmade Zelda content such as Linked Universe. Making up fake fanmade content is fine.

- The askbox is open for chatting and queries. You can also send anonymous submissions via the askbox.

- Suggestive posts will be tagged as #no no humor but anything too graphic will be deleted.

- No overly dark or gory humor.

- This blog is meant to be silly and fun, not meant to scare people. Please avoid submitting posts that would elicit a genuine fear response (e.g “Nintendo canceled BOTW 2”)

- DM me privately if you think something on this blog needs to be deleted or if there’s any other issues.

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All submissions are tagged as #fake post, #unreality and #misinfo for backlisting purposes

My main is @gaylactic-fire

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Musk just allowed Vaati back on Twitter

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Why is there a still image of Freddy Fazbear on the Zelda website Nintendo what does this mEAN

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Breath of Wild 2 should not have added a customizable butt size. Link did not need to be double caked up everyday of the week.

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I know drag and drag queens are popular but it’s ridiculous to see Link run around Hyrule in 8 inch platform heels. BotW 2 is such a cash grab.

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Ganondorf has been sent to eeby deeby

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In regards to Tumblr’s IOS tag ban “submission” will be changed to “submitted” and “nsft” will be changed to “no no humor”. Please backlist accordingly if you must!

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Just found out that the wolf link amibo in botw 2 summons wolf link but anthropomorphic. This is going to spawn some wild fanart to be sure.

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OK!!! I GOT IT!!

The reason we didn't get a trailer and know next to nothing about BOTW2 is because.....

Ninty has secretly scrapped the whole thing and is starting over, like with Metroid Prime 4.

SO!! We have at least another 5 years of waiting

/joking

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Why tf is BOTW 2 sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

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I can't believe Nintendo moved the timeline around AGAIN! I get that they're trying to make botw fit but getting rid of the child timeline entirely isn't the solution

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okay I love nintendo for any crumbs of zelda content but confirming that twilight princess link's parents were killed by king bublin on the anniversary of the gamecube release was...an interesting choice

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Never thought that I'd find out my neighbor is a LOZ fan by their front lawn decoration, of an offically licensed blow up of King Rhoam dressed as Santa

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Why did the official Nintendo YouTube account comment on a Zelink nightcore AMV?

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I know the whole Zelda NFT debacle is really exhausting but the fact that Groose is now the face of the highest selling NFT ever made will never not be hilarious to me

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I gotta say, was not expecting the tv series to be adapted to a switch game.  Or for it to have live action cutscenes a la Zelda’s Adventure.  Could be worse though. At least the rumors of Chris Pratt playing Link weren’t true.

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Man I'm so happy about the new 3D phantom hourglass rewrite game with more story and all but-

I'm so sad that they accidentally deleted Linebecks code at the end.