HOLY BUTTS

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[homovaquero-blog]

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right 😔

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[radioproxy]

Well I just had to fix his face to fit what was on the comic. 

[thehuglife]

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

[everydaylouie]

onion magic

[hebbez]

[prothocrice]

I threw my phone

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[90s90s90s]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[night-rather-than-day]

[94sidiot]

Over The Years

[googleplaysore]

[maggyfall]

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

[spicy-blanket]

>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

[marsoomata]

hey blizz where’s the skin where hanzo wears this thing

[lanwuxiann]

i believe, we are ready.

[hallstein]

Oh wow the music player has a volume control, how conve-

[tangarang]

this is like that one thread where people tried to make the most inconvenient volume slider and tumblr out did them all unintentionally

[wheeloffortune-design]

If I give you an apple and an orange and I tell you to choose, how many choices do you really have?

Two? Nope. You have FIVE, minimum.

You take the apple

You take the orange

You take both

You take nothing

You take something else

And this works EVERYWHERE. 

“Are you with us or with them?”

I’m with you!

I’m with them!

You both have good points!

You’re all insane!

I’m going with that other group over there!

“You need to vote Democrat or Republican!”

Democrat!

Republican!

I switch depending on the leader and the issues!

I don’t vote! 

I vote for a third-party!

“Are you Christian or Muslim??”  

I’m Christian

I’m Muslim

I think God is one and the same and follow good doctrines of both

I’m atheist

I’m Jewish

And it’s often more subtle

Like a salesperson handing you two products and pressuring you to buy one of them, making you forget that 

You don’t have to buy anything if you don’t want to

You can leave the store and buy something elsewhere

And sometimes it can be as important as

“Are you gay or are you straight?”

I’m gay

I’m straight

I’m both? So Bi?

I like no one, I’m ace. 

I’m anything else, really, this is a spectrum and I define my own orientation.

So remember- If someone if pressuring you to pick between two choices, they’re probably trying to manipulate you by making you forget you also have another three options.

[suspiciousgay]

h holy shit

[cyde]

Look at this adorable little Hanzo in his little race car that was shown at one of the Hots panels!