kiss kiss fall and shove

they&she // forgive the mess; i wasn't expecting company

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

Round of applause for the Dems who should've been allowed some medical leave but who hauled fucking ass to make this vote.

[mierac]

House Democrats did EXACTLY what people have been asking them to do: every single human who could physically be there was there, every one of them voted no. United opposition.

If you've been calling to yell at your Reps it's not a bad idea to call and say "thank you, this is the way, keep doing this."

[perfectday1972]

[anxietyproblem]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[thepersonalquotes]

i hate PENDING payments.. just take that shit & go

[eatpussypraylove]

All girls in their 20’s should get a studio apartment for free. To live in alone.

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]

[beardedmrbean]

gotta love the mics

[gaarrus]

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

[ichorsick]

[babyanimalgifs]

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too 

(Source)

[bundibird]

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”

[jacobtheloofah]

[notahorseindisguise]

[meshaamem-li]

@bluehairedemon you can't hide this in the tags

[whats-a-bear]

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

[jackkdaniels]

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

[iapislazuli]

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[neververy4]

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

[porcupine-girl]

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

[valtsv]

HUGE GIVEAWAY! MASSIVE PRIZES!

[thickness-protection-program]