My Bones Have Expired

Hi. I’m tired all the time and need constant entertainment.

[potatomei]

What is this??? 👀

[norseminuteman]

[wearepaladin]

Characters by  Dongho Kang

[galahadwilder]

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

[sunfoxfic]

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

[queer-cosette]

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[galahadwilder]

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

[queer-cosette]

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

[queer-cosette]

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

[galahadwilder]

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

[digitaldiscipline]

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Hey you know that post about Tumblr being incomprehensible to outside audiences?

[alpine-langblr]

[sophisticatedswifts]

I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.

[pascalcampion]

Today is the day

#pascalcampion

[unrinconmas]

[sexboozeandgaming]

[marbleguard]

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

[marbleguard]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

OKAY I’M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

[marbleguard]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

[marbleguard]

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just…so much…

[marbleguard]

[homunculus-argument]

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don't bite me!

the dog: I'm at work! I'm doing so good at being at work! I'm barking because my handler gave the sign 'bark'! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I'd make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn't enjoying it! I'm barking!

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

at this point its pretty much a crime for skyrim to still be 60 dollars

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

[saeraas]

wtf is this talk about the squid game? First of all, it's called splatoon

[aflo]

[collegiate-confession]

[annasassiart-deactivated2021112]

Lady D and the daughters in armor?

This took me way more time than I thought, I kinda got bored and didn't finish the rendering 😅

[potatomei]

I thirst

[vai-ish]

[crtastrophic]

[justagaygoosehoard]

this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

[vai-ish]

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make

[koshmar]

1am thoughts