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@potatosandham
today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok
men are so fucking weird and scary? don’t let any man ever convince you love is supposed to be painful or violent. don’t let any man justify his wrongful actions by saying they’re just part of what True Love is.
a comic about androids, and creating things
me: :)
good omens fandom: what if crowley is raphael, the angel of healing and the closest and most benevolent towards humanity of the four archangels, whose symbol is a snake entwined with a wooden staff, and the reason he Fell is because he cared too much about them to allow them to suffer without questioning why they had to even when it was divinely ordained
me:
gabriel: shut your stupid mouth and die already 🙃
crowley:
Happy Pride Month, here’s a goth lesbian wedding
You can find both of these ladies on Instagram at mrsxrebel and terrysuxx
cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.
You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.
my cold, almost dead hands, because i woke up with the object of my affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to me because they haven’t moved in days
if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack
Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.
This is so wholesome to hear.
You’re telling me pirates used to roleplay ace attorney?
Honestly this scene is so adorable it makes my heart jump every time because Tarzan literally has never learnt what love is. But he is so incredibly in love with Jane. And he doesn’t even know this which makes the whole movie so innocent. He’s learning and doesn’t understand when she blushes and looks away. He doesn’t understand why he wants to be with her and why he wants to make her happy, only that he wants to. And gah, this whole movie just makes me so happy it’s so cute.
It’s birthday time for Asra here everyone repeat after me:
♡✨Happy Birthday, Asra✨♡
MC: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.
Asra, under his breath: I’m starving
Hhhhhhhhhhh me
One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous.
I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy.
Literally if all straight men were like this the world would be 100% less awful
I found the polar opposite of toxic masculinity and I love it.
my point… my point is…..
dolphins
that’s my point
big brains….
size o f
?????????
damned
big brains
the lot of them
not to mention the WhALeS
brain CITY
Kraken…
ooh…….
Great BIG BUGGER
supposed to rise up
right
riiiiiight up
right at the end
when the sea boils :)
WUH-
TH!!!!1!!1!!
THAS MA P ÖINT
Whole Sea Bubblin’
th dolphins
the WHALES?!?
EVVRYTHING turning into
builibu
buib,,
????
. ..buibé? ??
…beibh
fish stew.
ANYWAY,
my point… my point is…..
dolphins
that’s my point
big brains….
size o f
?????????
damned
big brains
the lot of them
not to mention the WhALeS
brain CITY
Kraken…
ooh…….
Great BIG BUGGER
supposed to rise up
right
riiiiiight up
right at the end
when the sea boils :)
WUH-
TH!!!!1!!1!!
THAS MA P ÖINT
Whole Sea Bubblin’
th dolphins
the WHALES?!?
EVVRYTHING turning into
builibu
buib,,
????
. ..buibé? ??
…beibh
fish stew.
ANYWAY,
my point… my point is…..
dolphins
that’s my point
big brains….
size o f
?????????
damned
big brains
the lot of them
not to mention the WhALeS
brain CITY
Kraken…
ooh…….
Great BIG BUGGER
supposed to rise up
right
riiiiiight up
right at the end
when the sea boils :)
WUH-
TH!!!!1!!1!!
THAS MA P ÖINT
Whole Sea Bubblin’
th dolphins
the WHALES?!?
EVVRYTHING turning into
builibu
buib,,
????
. ..buibé? ??
…beibh
fish stew.
ANYWAY,
my point… my point is…..
dolphins
that’s my point
big brains….
size o f
?????????
damned
big brains
the lot of them
not to mention the WhALeS
brain CITY
Kraken…
ooh…….
Great BIG BUGGER
supposed to rise up
right
riiiiiight up
right at the end
when the sea boils :)
WUH-
TH!!!!1!!1!!
THAS MA P ÖINT
Whole Sea Bubblin’
th dolphins
the WHALES?!?
EVVRYTHING turning into
builibu
buib,,
????
. ..buibé? ??
…beibh
fish stew.
ANYWAY,
interesting ways to get a cat
- plan to get a cat, visit a friend who has a farm, all the kittens run away despite being careful, hear a very loud purring all of a sudden while a pair of eyes open in a dark spot between two balls of hay. achievement unlocked: first cat obtained.
- have your cat on the pill but she still manages to have 1 kitten that she stops feeding after a week so you think he’s going to die in the next days despite the care your family gives him but actually he’s 17 now and still going
- have dinner with half your family, be very loud and joyful, then be interrupted by a small meowing and find a young cat sitting on the bench next to you
- have your dad visit friends that have a farm, unexpectedly meet a very fat kitten and “well i couldnt leave her there could i so i found a shoe box and”
- its raining and you hear scratching and meowing at the back door and when you open a grown cat soaked with water and mud is screaming at you and decides this is her house now where are the kibbles
- open a dumpster. a young cat jumps on it, meows at you, jumps in it. you think, well, alright, and leave. you hear a meowing behind you. its the cat. you pet the cat. you leave. you hear a meowing behind you. its the cat. you shoo it away. you get to your house. you hear a meowing behind you
- so lets say you have two six months old kittens who are very into being outside. one is very interested in the bushes next to the garden gate. theres a kitten there. he’s licking her. thats his friend there can we keep her? please. she is small and wild but she loves him. please. you keep the cat
- your friend is in the veranda. you hear a commotion. you find your friend on her hands and knees looking under some furniture while one of your cats is disstressingly meowing from a few meters away. “fuck no, not this again,” you think, “hey, so, theres three kittens under there,” she says
sam maybe you should take a break from wearing that Ring of Animal Friendship, the side effects are really coming in full force here and I don’t want to have to dig you out of another cat pile
maybe it’s a family heirloom, maybe it was a generous gift from a gentle forest witch
