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@potigg
Intro post:
Where have you been if you don’t know me?
(former) President of the Galaxy, adventurer, ex-hippy, good-timer, and self-publicist. Described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as the Best Bang since the Big One!
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Follow me for more me.
Hey kid, do you happen to have any glitter I can borrow?
nope.
Don't you have a whole box full of glitter jars? Use that
WAIT WAIT WAIT IVE GOT SO MUCH GLITTER ITS UNBELIEVABLE YOU GUYS CAN HAVE MINE they even come in pretty shapes n stuff
Heyyy, thanks Ari!
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
That's not domestic abuse, he can do that. I'm heading over with a bucket of water to douse you and him with.
Me? What did I do??
You're drinking with him and didn't invite me
You know you can join us whenever, man.
yeah, but I kind of have to be responsible if Arthur isn't. Some other time maybe?
Yeah, ok, just don’t dump water on my head. I put so much work into my hair, man.
Fdo it Ford... fuck hjim up ..
Fuck yourself up, Monkeyman.
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
That's not domestic abuse, he can do that. I'm heading over with a bucket of water to douse you and him with.
Me? What did I do??
You're drinking with him and didn't invite me
You know you can join us whenever, man.
yeah, but I kind of have to be responsible if Arthur isn't. Some other time maybe?
Yeah, ok, just don’t dump water on my head. I put so much work into my hair, man.
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
That's not domestic abuse, he can do that. I'm heading over with a bucket of water to douse you and him with.
Me? What did I do??
You're drinking with him and didn't invite me
You know you can join us whenever, man.
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
It's not abise zaphod.... hes the obe chweinf om my arm because je feels like it...
But that’s consensual, isn’t it?
No. He jist does thay... I told him to s top.
What the photon @guide-researcher ?
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
It's not abise zaphod.... hes the obe chweinf om my arm because je feels like it...
But that’s consensual, isn’t it?
They haven’t even performed the ceremony yet-
Good, they shouldn’t.
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
That's not domestic abuse, he can do that. I'm heading over with a bucket of water to douse you and him with.
Me? What did I do??
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
It's not abise zaphod.... hes the obe chweinf om my arm because je feels like it...
But that’s consensual, isn’t it?
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,
Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat
Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.
Good idea, he’s threatening me with physical violence now.
Alright Ford... what would you do with... ONE WHOLE DOLLAR
its a lot of money I know. I'll give you time to thank about it 🙂↕️🙂↕️
I dunno, grab a pint? Grab a snack? Dunno. I'll think on this, it's a hard decision to make.
I’d bargain for a kill-o-zap and rob a bank.
I don't think you'll get a kill-o-zap for a dollar Zaphod
No, but the seller might get a concussion.
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
Mum didrt raose a quiterr..
You’re right, she raised something worse.
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
I mean. We’re good right now
You sure you should be online right now Dent?
I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...
Uh, what?
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
I tought she wad avaiodinf you...
Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.
if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes
probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).
Two and a half.
Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.
Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..
Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?
Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...
Heyyyyyyyyyy.
Sorry....
That was a hey of celebration.
Oh so uh, hey back...
Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…
Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...
Are you sure about that?
Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...
It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.
No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....
I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.
