ASTRA-NOMICAL!

Just a girl wandering the galaxy. Yes, that’s a Star Trek handle; Star Wars fans beware.

[math-of-kahn]

Welcome to my corner of the internet. It’s been a while since I’ve used Tumblr, I’m pretty sure my old account blew up when the earth did last time, but I figured what the hell.

Trillian Astra

About Me

Human, she/her

Degree in astrophysics

Currently: on the Heart of Gold starship

Yes, that Trillian who was with Zaphod

No, we are not together anymore

Hobbies include: stargazing, reading, getting the most out of life

The queue is rolling

The mailbox is always open

Pfp and header made by the lovely @nightshadowhawk (both taken from my gift exchange present) <3

This blog is purely for funsies and run by local reality hopper @t0nn1x, who has not read the fifth book yet (sorry). Expect this to be a sort of work in progress, and things will get better and more on theme as I continue.

Don’t be a jerk and we’ll be cool! I plan on keep mostly in-character on this blog, so act accordingly please.

This blog is made possible by viewers like you! Thank you.

[guide-researcher]

Hey kid, do you happen to have any glitter I can borrow?

nope.

Don't you have a whole box full of glitter jars? Use that

[your-favorite-alien-girl]

WAIT WAIT WAIT IVE GOT SO MUCH GLITTER ITS UNBELIEVABLE YOU GUYS CAN HAVE MINE they even come in pretty shapes n stuff

[potigg]

Heyyy, thanks Ari!

[arthurphilipd3nt]

im going to get you when you least expect it beeblebrox.

[your-favorite-alien-girl]

Whats wrong? What did he do with my glitter dawg 😭

[math-of-kahn]

Oh my zarquon.

Well. @arthurphilipd3nt. You needed a new bathrobe anyway. And a suit, come on, you are not missing this appointment.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes

[guide-researcher]

probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).

[math-of-kahn]

Two and a half.

Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..

[potigg]

Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...

[potigg]

Heyyyyyyyyyy.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Sorry....

[potigg]

That was a hey of celebration.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Oh so uh, hey back...

[math-of-kahn]

Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...

[potigg]

Are you sure about that?

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...

[potigg]

It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....

[potigg]

I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I tought she wad avaiodinf you...

[potigg]

Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...

[potigg]

Uh, what?

[math-of-kahn]

I mean. We’re good right now

You sure you should be online right now Dent?

[potigg]

I don’t think he should, he’s getting a little out of it. I don’t want him to do more damage than he already has

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Mum didrt raose a quiterr..

[potigg]

You’re right, she raised something worse.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Donv talj abour my mother lihkw that you twat

[guide-researcher]

Uhm, I'm on my way, why don't we set the phone down Arthur and possibly drink a bit of water until I get there.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

You canvtt stop me pretty boy, I can carrry you like a ladder,

[potigg]

Domestic abuse. Divorce him @guide-researcher .

[arthurphilipd3nt]

It's not abise zaphod.... hes the obe chweinf om my arm because je feels like it...

[potigg]

But that’s consensual, isn’t it?

[math-of-kahn]

They haven’t even performed the ceremony yet-

[arthurphilipd3nt]

if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes

[guide-researcher]

probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).

[math-of-kahn]

Two and a half.

Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..

[potigg]

Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...

[potigg]

Heyyyyyyyyyy.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Sorry....

[potigg]

That was a hey of celebration.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Oh so uh, hey back...

[math-of-kahn]

Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Ew I'm not goinf to flirt with zaphomd... I have self refoect...

[potigg]

Are you sure about that?

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Yes, I like Ford. The furthest we migt fo is friends... maybe...

[potigg]

It’s okay I wouldn’t want to flirt with anyway.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

No offence to y ou man... you're a good guy... when you want bve.... I'm sure y9ull find th3 right perspk for you....

[potigg]

I have, I’m with Trillian but, uh, you too.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I tought she wad avaiodinf you...

[potigg]

Oh, was she? Well, she’ll get over it soon.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Yyou need to give her some spave...nif you keep pusbing her like thay ita only going yo put pressure on her and then shell deffentlt not loke you...

[potigg]

Uh, what?

[math-of-kahn]

I mean. We’re good right now

You sure you should be online right now Dent?

[arthurphilipd3nt]

if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes

[guide-researcher]

probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).

[math-of-kahn]

Two and a half.

Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Thosse guys are a bunch of pussys... im onn three right at this momnt..

[potigg]

Hey, Earthman, enjoying my drink? Can I join you?

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Sure I gues... I dont hate you thay much...

[potigg]

Heyyyyyyyyyy.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Sorry....

[potigg]

That was a hey of celebration.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Oh so uh, hey back...

[math-of-kahn]

Just remember you’re engaged Arthur…

[arthurphilipd3nt]

if i get one more inconvenince today im going to see how many gargle blasters the human body can take before it explodes

[guide-researcher]

probably only one. I can only have one so I don't expect humans to be able to handle it more than me or zaphod (he can only drink one every few days).

[math-of-kahn]

Two and a half.

Granted, that was party dare and the hangover took three weeks, but. I proved that zarkface wrong.

[guide-researcher]

( @eddiethecomputer )

Hiiii Ford~! Can you please inform Arthur that we've arrived on Ari's planet, as you've requested?

(Quieter) I'd do it myself but... mmh....

sure! I'm on it

[arthurphilipd3nt]

THE CATS FORD WE NEED TO GO SEE THE CATS! ILL PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR BEER IF WE SEE THE CATS FIRST

[math-of-kahn]

Wha- what happened to wedding outfits?!

[math-of-kahn]

Hey, Trillian, have you got any idea where I can find a dress? Based on human customs one person wears a dress the other wears a suit, and Arthur's wearing a suit so I assume I've got to wear a dress, I don't mind that honestly, I just don't know where to look...

*sighs*

You’re with us then, when we get to Fribnit go to Arbulon’s Bride Emporium and ask for Semmy. Tell her Trill sent you and you’ll be set.

You owe me too, though.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Hey Dent, do you have a suit yet?

- @math-of-kahn

I thought I had, but that apparently was 24 pounds ago, so I'm kinda rushing around looking for a replacement,

[math-of-kahn]

Ah- that would do it.

…

…Fine, I know a guy, but you’re gonna owe me, alright?

@eddiethecomputer HEY EDDIE! TAKE US TO FRIBNIT, MAXIMUM SPEED!

[infcdele-a-deactivated20220411]

Hey, Hey, L I S T E N

here, on this blog, you do not need permission to slip into my asks. just do it. even if we haven’t interacted before. even if you’ve sent 10 already. send me more. i love getting asks (in character or out of character) and yeah, i’m slow as fuck, but i promise you i will get to them. have at it, fill my inbox with memes or impromptu starters or just tell me how your day is going. it really doesn’t matter. just go ahead and do it. i promise, i don’t get annoyed seeing the same people in my inbox, actually it makes me happy because yAY MORE INTERACTIONS. so just do it.

[eddiethecomputer]

Boy oh boy do I love being a spaceship in space

.....

....

What is that.

[guide-researcher]

What is it with you and finding electronics that are not safe for Eddies??????

[math-of-kahn]

…Oh- oh hey. I think I know some people there.

[guide-researcher]

Trillian, I don't think that ship is safe for you either. What do you mean by that?

[math-of-kahn]

What, a girl can’t be invited to a sith party?

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

[eddiethecomputer]

Boy oh boy do I love being a spaceship in space

.....

....

What is that.

[guide-researcher]

What is it with you and finding electronics that are not safe for Eddies??????

[math-of-kahn]

…Oh- oh hey. I think I know some people there.

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[eddiethecomputer]

I made a new friend today :]

[dottxs]

Eddie…! EDDIE BACK AWAY SLOWLY. BACK AWAY FROM THE NICE AI…COME TO DOT SWEETIE

[eddiethecomputer]

I cant even move! :D

[guide-researcher]

Uhm, Eddie, maybe we should not make new friends with AI that seems to have a whole hate speech on their hardware....

[math-of-kahn]

Nono, Eddie, see what you should do is call Marvin and see if he likes it. A taste of his own medicine.

[noodles-07]

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

[sagareads]

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.