I'm too old for this

I'm Arin, a mid-twenties witchy trans dude who codes (he/him)

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS saturday. some of us shall rest but others among us must still get it on. let's do it cunts

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[tchaikovskaya]

did the reddit post about the guy who was mad because his mail order bride's eastern european family lied to him and told him it was a custom in their country for the groom to gift the bride's whole family pelotons actually happen or was that just a vivid dream

[mariapoda]

legendary scamming right here

[willgrahamscock]

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

[greennightingale]

[friccahacked]

fuck it. kafcake

[heartpdf]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of marine biology

[mosquitogirl]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[berdyayeva]

Am I allowed to post this

[rednines]

If I was wealthy I’d get weird surgery recreationally and spend five grand on six academic texts per week and have a fancy office that’s only for sucking dick and smoking and wear fabrics made of evil and I’d have two personal trainers that I double book so they have to compete for my attention and I’d smell obscure and irresistible and I’d have machine guns and a sculptor that I fund who lives in the woods and is not allowed to leave but gets whatever they want brought to them because the art is just that important and I’m not allowed to see it until it’s done and also theyre dying

[delmondo]

nobody is talking about how microsoft copilot lowkey helps me stay organized and on task using AI driven scheduling tools, and that it's actually fire how tightly it integrates with OneDrive

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke