House Plant

@pottedplant00

he/him

660 posts

GLOBE!! IM SO SORRY IM LATE.. HAPPY VALENTINES!! I got youu a bouquet of flowers and a red heart box with chocolates inside.. thats the usual valentines gifts i think... aannd heres a teddy bear.. its holding a heart that says i love you.. because i love you!!

-House plant :3c @pottedplant00

HI HOUSE PLANT!!! Thank you sosososo much!!! I made you this!!

*she holds out a piece of paper that looks like it was from a scrapbook journal. think her gift to box, y'know? but with some drawings done in crayon are pictures of you! how romantic! when did she get those pictures? dont worry about it!*

heheheh... I love you too!!

awwee!! thats so cutee!! thank you so much!!

(hes like a dog... his imaginary tail is wagging hes so happy.. explode them now)

yeah I already did

..WHERES MY MICROWAVE

Not for long

?? excuse me? youre going to steal my microwave?

microwave

I have one

frowns more. nudges the banana a little closer to you.

....SIGH .. oohh nooo... *steps on the banana peel and sits on the floor* ive falleenn..

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

She’s just a chud! A loser! A big stupid colorful loser!

I hate to have the same NAME as her!

Okay you just sound like a bully, is your hatred coming from identity issues? You can change your name legally if thats the problem

Even if I DID,I’m still stuck LOOKING like them,so that wouldn’t change a bit!

Hm true.. this is puzzling.. but even if you look like her you are a different person, you dont act like her, you two are completely different people

People would still confuse us,and that PISSES ME OFF THAT PEOPLE WOULD EVEN THINK WERE ALIKE AT ALL!

You might have issues controling your anger, also you and globes colours are inverted.. when you meet new people and they think you are globe or compare you to her you can calmly tell them that you dont like being compared to her and im sure the other person would understand and not mention it again

But,like..is there an EVIL version of that? I have a theme to uphold here,y’know.

Well, who says you have to be evil?

ME! I’m EVIL GLOBE! EBOLG!

I dont think calling yourself evil globe will help with your problem, why dont you try being nice for a few days? Well. You can still be mean just dont be evil maybe?

So..you want me to be..LESS..evil?

Yeah i guess we can put it that way, what do you think?

I mean..I GUESS.

I can’t promise anything though.

Yaay ^_^ what matters is that youre going to try

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

She’s just a chud! A loser! A big stupid colorful loser!

I hate to have the same NAME as her!

Okay you just sound like a bully, is your hatred coming from identity issues? You can change your name legally if thats the problem

Even if I DID,I’m still stuck LOOKING like them,so that wouldn’t change a bit!

Hm true.. this is puzzling.. but even if you look like her you are a different person, you dont act like her, you two are completely different people

People would still confuse us,and that PISSES ME OFF THAT PEOPLE WOULD EVEN THINK WERE ALIKE AT ALL!

You might have issues controling your anger, also you and globes colours are inverted.. when you meet new people and they think you are globe or compare you to her you can calmly tell them that you dont like being compared to her and im sure the other person would understand and not mention it again

But,like..is there an EVIL version of that? I have a theme to uphold here,y’know.

Well, who says you have to be evil?

ME! I’m EVIL GLOBE! EBOLG!

I dont think calling yourself evil globe will help with your problem, why dont you try being nice for a few days? Well. You can still be mean just dont be evil maybe?

So..you want me to be..LESS..evil?

Yeah i guess we can put it that way, what do you think?

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

She’s just a chud! A loser! A big stupid colorful loser!

I hate to have the same NAME as her!

Okay you just sound like a bully, is your hatred coming from identity issues? You can change your name legally if thats the problem

Even if I DID,I’m still stuck LOOKING like them,so that wouldn’t change a bit!

Hm true.. this is puzzling.. but even if you look like her you are a different person, you dont act like her, you two are completely different people

People would still confuse us,and that PISSES ME OFF THAT PEOPLE WOULD EVEN THINK WERE ALIKE AT ALL!

You might have issues controling your anger, also you and globes colours are inverted.. when you meet new people and they think you are globe or compare you to her you can calmly tell them that you dont like being compared to her and im sure the other person would understand and not mention it again

But,like..is there an EVIL version of that? I have a theme to uphold here,y’know.

Well, who says you have to be evil?

ME! I’m EVIL GLOBE! EBOLG!

I dont think calling yourself evil globe will help with your problem, why dont you try being nice for a few days? Well. You can still be mean just dont be evil maybe?

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

She’s just a chud! A loser! A big stupid colorful loser!

I hate to have the same NAME as her!

Okay you just sound like a bully, is your hatred coming from identity issues? You can change your name legally if thats the problem

Even if I DID,I’m still stuck LOOKING like them,so that wouldn’t change a bit!

Hm true.. this is puzzling.. but even if you look like her you are a different person, you dont act like her, you two are completely different people

People would still confuse us,and that PISSES ME OFF THAT PEOPLE WOULD EVEN THINK WERE ALIKE AT ALL!

You might have issues controling your anger, also you and globes colours are inverted.. when you meet new people and they think you are globe or compare you to her you can calmly tell them that you dont like being compared to her and im sure the other person would understand and not mention it again

But,like..is there an EVIL version of that? I have a theme to uphold here,y’know.

Well, who says you have to be evil?

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

She’s just a chud! A loser! A big stupid colorful loser!

I hate to have the same NAME as her!

Okay you just sound like a bully, is your hatred coming from identity issues? You can change your name legally if thats the problem

Even if I DID,I’m still stuck LOOKING like them,so that wouldn’t change a bit!

Hm true.. this is puzzling.. but even if you look like her you are a different person, you dont act like her, you two are completely different people

People would still confuse us,and that PISSES ME OFF THAT PEOPLE WOULD EVEN THINK WERE ALIKE AT ALL!

You might have issues controling your anger, also you and globes colours are inverted.. when you meet new people and they think you are globe or compare you to her you can calmly tell them that you dont like being compared to her and im sure the other person would understand and not mention it again

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

She’s just a chud! A loser! A big stupid colorful loser!

I hate to have the same NAME as her!

Okay you just sound like a bully, is your hatred coming from identity issues? You can change your name legally if thats the problem

Even if I DID,I’m still stuck LOOKING like them,so that wouldn’t change a bit!

Hm true.. this is puzzling.. but even if you look like her you are a different person, you dont act like her, you two are completely different people

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

She’s just a chud! A loser! A big stupid colorful loser!

I hate to have the same NAME as her!

Okay you just sound like a bully, is your hatred coming from identity issues? You can change your name legally if thats the problem

#therapist mode... what is he doing

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

Because I HATE that stinky chud!

Her and her stupid big,colorful head!

Well.. okay. Lets expand more on that maybe i can get you to stop your evilness why do you hate her? ..i quite like her big colourful head..

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

Damn.

Well.

My name is ebolg,and I am EVIL!

You certainly do look evil.. why would you try to make me think Globe hates me *hes frowning like a sad wet dog..*

frowns at you.

carefully places a banana peel on the floor directly in front of you.

... *he looks down at the banana peel and looks back up at you*

Im... not even walking.... this is not going to make me fall...

#hgeöp whats happenimg #zeeverse

Hello POT.

I just want you to know that I actually HATE you! And I want you DEAD! STINKY CHUD!

-REAL globe (@dont-ask-globe)

Okay i can clearly tell youre not my girlfriend.. my girlfriend uses my current name and wouldnt say that... what the hell... whats going on??? Who are you???

#helgp #zeeverse

pokes you

Hey. Hey stop that. Quit it. Hey. No. Bad anon. Bad.

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