Joseph Stalin McCarthy

im like joseph stalin but a capitalist

[bruzum]

[flowerssintheconcrete]

The surveillance state

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

Nothing weird, don't question it pls, thank youuuu!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

WE ARE MORE CONNECTED THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

[g1pper]

Bush looks like Will Farrell in your profile picture

💔

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

Who is your favorite George W. Bush impression or dramatic portayal?

[daily-love-and-inspo]

[cheshirecatlair]

PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

CAN' RT A SPAMBPT DO WPAMBPT SHIT??

[nixon-official]

...wut.

[nixon-official]

mtv Wcreen isv broken sorry

[violetdexter]

Cheshire Cat: PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT.

joseph-stalin-mccarthy: can' retweet a spam bot sometimes??

Richard Nixon: ...what.

Richard Nixon: my screen is broken. sorry.

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

"PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT."

"I can't accidently retweet a spambot when I'm drunk?"

"...what? My screen is broken. Sorry."

[cheshirecatlair]

PROVE TO ME YOU'RE NOT A BOT!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

CAN' RT A SPAMBPT DO WPAMBPT SHIT??

[insecurity-offical]

i did a typo no one will love me ever again

[nixon-official]

Nixxon fels yuor paiin.

[no-one-offical]

nye bill the math guy

[quasikalopsic]

nill bye the english guy

[burgerchairman]

hill eye the history guy

[queenarielviolet]

gill blye the gender studies guy*

*"guy" is gender-neutral here

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

mill snye the home economics guy

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

I think war is bad :(

Oh, you only THINK that? Fake moralist. Real good people KNOW that war is bad. Why are you sad about it being bad anyways? You wanted to secretly like war? You sick fuck.

[minitrue-official]

War is Peace

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

MINISTRY OF TRUTH

WAR IS DOUBLEPLUS UNGOOD

PEACE IS PEACE IS FREEDOM IS TRIPLEPLUSGOOD

JOYCAMP THIS PROLEFEED IDIOT

[minitrue-official]

Malreport.

War is Peace.

In war, comrades have purpose. In war, comrades goodthink of Oceania and our comrades. In war, Oceania is strong and doubleplusgood. In war, work is plenty. In war, plenty is equal.

Freedom is ungood. Freedom is unorderly malcontent. Freedom is doublethink; freedom is unbrave. Big Brother is watching you.

The Party is order. War is Peace. Oceania is peaceful.

War is Peace.

[hbomb-kissinger]

Mmmmm....war!

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

OH NO YOU DON'T HENRY KISSINGER

[royfroggycohn]

What the hell is a "Charlie Kirk"? Is that where people ship Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with Captain Kirk from Star Trek?

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

@charlie-kirk-official

[the-muppet-joker]

My ex wife and I keep having arguments but they never reach any sort of resolution because we end up having gay sex every time??? Frustrating..................... The L G B T community has sabotaged my Genius Mind once again!!!

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

Yeah okay this is Real Woke I accept this guy into the Woke Army!

@nixon-official pookie are we friends again

[nixon-official]

Absolutely! I treasure your friendship, Sexy Ronald Reagan! 💜💜💜

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

GAYYYYYYYYY!

[betsygimbleberries]

People with vulvas: If you could, would you perform autocunnilingus?

Yes

No

I CAN AND DO! :D

i hav peenitz

Voting ended onJan 6

[betsygimbleberries]

I meant to make this poll last longer than 1 week, so I'm gonna do it again:

People with vulvas: If you could, would you perform autocunnilingus?

Yes

No

I CAN AND DO! :D

i hav peanitz

Voting ended onJan 24

[betsygimbleberries]

Also, for the sake of inclusivity, I'll do another version of the poll:

If you could, would you perform oral sex on yourself?

Yes

No

I CAN AND DO! :D

I know for a fact that I COULD do it if I wanted to. But I don't want to.

Voting ended onJan 24

[badboynixon]

CAN AND DO!

[betsygimbleberries]

impressive lol

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

...WHAT.

[nixon-official]

I lowkey kin you

OUR NUMBERS ARE GROWING.

THE NIXONS SHALL CONQUER THE HELLSITE, AND THEN

THE WORLD!!!!

[nixon-official]

what does postmodernism even mean though?

[truly-terrible-advice]

It's post which means after so post-modern means after modern. Hope this helps.

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

...what.

[str8-twink-santa]

Fun Fact: We send the Naughty List to the F.B.I. every year. So if you've ever been on the Naughty List, you're probably also on a watch list too.

[nixon-official]

Is this true, @hoover-ghost?

[hoover-ghost]

ANY MATTERS RELATED TO THE SO-CALLED "NAUGHTY LIST" ARE CLASSIFIED.

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a surveillance program carried out on the children of the world by an organization located in the North Pole.

[michellefucko]

THE FAMILIAR UNFAMILIAR

[betsygimblesagain]

whoa mama

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

@hoover-fbi

[nixon-official]

I like your shoelaces.

[rosey-thorns]

Thanks! I stole them from. Well.

This is awkward

[nixon-official]

That's okay. I actually stole them from from Elvis originally

[elvis-official]

Cunt

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, no stealing from anyone 🪲👍

[ronald-mcdonald-reagan]

but i like stealing lol

[kuuga-elvis]

Listen here you little-

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

DOHNKEH!!!!