ā Nonsense! What kind of bird doesnāt want to be seen with a wanker in soggy trousers?Ā ā Sirius laughed, watching as Prongs looked out of the water with a odd sort of longing. Shifting himself in the boat, he placed his arm around his best mateās shoulders. ā I will not have you look so upset from having to leave the love of your life. Give a BIG FAT SLOPPY KISS to the squid from me. āĀ With a nudge of his elbow and shoulder, he forced James to go over with a snort from his own lips.
He returns his gaze to his best friend at the INSULT. Ā ā Oi, Iām not a WANKER, you ---. ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā But whatever he was about to throw back is LOST as he goes overboard. James is nothing but FLAILING LIMBS as he sinks into the lake -- slowly filling with the lake water that he canāt help but swallow in his surprise. Lake water and an overwhelming sense of BETRAYAL. Ā Ā Ā Ā To his further surprise, he is enveloped by more than just his feelings as a long tentacle shoots up from the depths, lifting him above the surface not a full minute after heād taken the dive. Heās spluttering as he chokes on everything heād drank in, BUT, glasses happily hang ( precarious as they are ) from his ear and he sends a squinty-eyed GLARE at Sirius. The JERK.
















