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I feel like I need a snack, a nap, and a drink in no particular order
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ADULTHOOD
I feel like I need a snack, a nap, and a drink in no particular order
Monday's a monster
Since this seems to be the in thing to do right now, I’m gonna jump on the bandwagon!
mbf me
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send me a message telling me what character you would like to be
my main fandoms are: harry potter, the chronicles of narnia, the hunger games and the lord of the rings/the hobbit, but you can check out my other fandoms here if you want something more obscure
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bask in love and friendship!
Could I be Luna or Effie trinket -lindsay
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life
This is my favorite thing ever
Next up on the reading list
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
can we make this an ask meme?
reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
can we make this an ask meme?
reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT
Last time I did this I got the gayest paragraph ever written about me, so sure, why not?
Reblog not to be described but I’d like to do the next one who will reblog from me, just looking at their blog.
OMG PLEASE DO THIS PLEASEEE
Omg, fuck YES! Do this
somebody please do this!
Please please please!!!
AAAHH!!! I’m begging you please do this!
Yes yes yes
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book
can we make this an ask meme?
reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox
THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT
Last time I did this I got the gayest paragraph ever written about me, so sure, why not?
Reblog not to be described but I’d like to do the next one who will reblog from me, just looking at their blog.
OMG PLEASE DO THIS PLEASEEE
Omg, fuck YES! Do this
somebody please do this!
Please please please!!!
AAAHH!!! I’m begging you please do this!
There's a feeling I get when I look to the West ⚓️
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”
Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”
Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniffing me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like “hello” or “good morning” or “cute dog” or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying “thank you”.
I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between “my drink!” and “my keys” and ended up screaming “MY KINK.”
I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, and i wanted to say “You have a good day” and “You too” so it came out “You have a good do do”
I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POS T
There’s so many new stories on this since the last time I saw it and fuck I am laughing so hard I think I’m annoying my roommate
These are too damn good to pass up reading!
When I was first learning to drive, I failed to properly yield at a yield sign and of course right as I did it was a cop that I almost hit. He pulled us over and gave me a warning (thank god) and said, before leaving, “So what did we learn?” and I was mildly panicked and my first instinct was to say “Not to do that” but then my brain was like “no you FOOL he’ll never accept that answer” and so I switched it part way through and wound up saying “Not to yield”
my family has never stopped making fun of me for this
I bumped into a girl at the concert and when I went to apologize I touched her butt. I just ran away and never looked back
I've been MIA but it's time....
❅make me choose❅ ↳@hooklineandswan asked - hot as hell Killian Jones or hot as fuck Killian Jones
Hot as hell.. Too soon
TLC shipweeks Snowy day
a section of something i started writing to get me through finishing Winter. (This is in the world of The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer who owns the characters and ideas) takes palce after the events of Winter
Snowy Day
They walked out of the Rampion hand in hand. Benoit farms was beautiful. The air smelled of fresh mowed grass and the faintest aroma of tomatoes filled their noses. Even though winter had settled in the farm still smelled like spring. As they approached the door Wolf walked around the corner with an enormous Christmas tree slung over his broad muscular shoulders.
“The others should be here anytime now,” He set the tree down and pulled Cress into a hug. Wolf was one of the most initially terrifying people anyone could meet, but behind the muscles and the modified features of his past, he was just a soft puppy dog.”It snowed too, which is uncommon but festive”
“The others?” Thorne shrugged in fake surprise, Cress knew he had been up to something.
“Hi, Wolf. It is so good to see you, the place looks amazing!” Cress had just started to take in the lights and the snow covering the little farm house.
“Scarlet should be out soon, she is just finishing up dinner” Wolf clapped Thorne on the shoulder and Thorne threw a snowball at Wolf’s shoulder. That was all it took. The two took off running taking turns throwing fist fulls of snow at each other like children. Cress laughed in delight, Wolf was so much bigger and faster but Thornes smile was a mile wide and he was throwing blindly. She couldn’t help but laugh at the two men running through the snow. As Cress watched another ship pulled next the Rampion. The boys stopped as the doors opened. Jacin stepped out first followed by an always happy looking Winter. Jacin still tended to play guard even though that title had long been lifted. Winter had always ignored that aspect of his and she ran wildly toward Thorne and Wolf both of whom grabbed her up as anyone who hadn’t seen their little sister in ages would. As soon as she was on her own feet she picked up a handful of snow and threw it right at Wolf chest. That started the game again, much to Jacin’s dismay.
“Well, you got her started” he sighed. He headed to where Cress stood by the tree.
“Would you have expected any less?” Cress looked up at him stifling a laugh at his seriousness
“No, No I would not” Jacin smiled as he gave Cress a light hug.
They stood and watched their friends run around wildly in the snow. Until a snowball came hurtling their way hitting Jacin square in the chest. The game froze as Jacin brushed off the snow and bent to the ground. Jacin filled his palm and crashed it over Cress’s head. She gasped at the cold. She had forgotten she had never really experienced snow before. She too picked up a heap of snow and hurled it at Thorne. He smiled and the game started up again. Thorne caught her from behind and spun her to face him. With a wild smile across his face he kissed her. Cress smiled and kissed him back as he pulled away Cress smashed a handful of snow into his face and took off to rejoin the game, Thorne laughed and chased after her. Cress was so happy she could burst.
Suspension
by lovelunarchron
Summary: Snapshots of Thorne’s POV while Cress was in the suspension tank. Based off my @lunarheadcanons for the final chapters of Winter by Marissa Meyer. Characters: Thorne, Cress, Wolf, Kai, Scarlet Words: 3,527 Rating: K+/PG
There was too much blood.
He hadn’t known the red of it could be so intense, so bright. It seeped out of Cress’s stomach, covering—no, soaking—the butterfly dress she wore. Her little hands tried to cover up the hole he’d made with his knife, but it was no use.
There was too much blood.
He had done this.
Stabbed the girl he loved.
“Cress,” he choked out from where he lay injured on the ground.
He wanted to go to her, to help her, to get her to a doctor.
To take her in his arms and hold her.
But Levana could take control of his body again and he could make her death even more painful. Because with all that blood, how could anything else but death be imminent?
He could only watch her die.
The tears that streamed down her face mirrored his own.
He hadn’t told her.
And now it was too late. She would die thinking that he hadn’t meant it. She didn’t know that he’d never meant anything more in his life.
“I love you, Cress,” he said, another sob escaping him with the words.
But her face was so pale where she lay and her eyes were getting that distant look that he’d seen in the net dramas she loved so much. She hadn’t heard him. She still didn’t know.
No, no, no….
A pair of feet appeared by her side and Thorne jerked his eyes up to a massive, hulking figure. One of Levana’s mutants. Don’t touch her, he wanted to scream. He would get up and risk Levana taking control of his body again. There was no way he was going to let Cress’s last breath be taken by one of the wolf soldiers while he just laid there watching.
He struggled to his feet, pain exploding in his hand, but he bit it down.
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How dare you ... Ow my heart
A new story begins and today is chapter one #happynewyear #2016
I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Perfection
this just changed my entire attitude
He’d make a better president than Donald Trump