Lucius: *loses Draco in a crowd*
Lucius: *uses wand as a megaphone* HARRY POTTER IS GREAT
Draco: EVERYONE THINKS HE'S SO SMART, WONDERFUL POTTER WITH HIS SCAR AND BROOMSTICK
Lucius: found him
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@potterhumor
Lucius: *loses Draco in a crowd*
Lucius: *uses wand as a megaphone* HARRY POTTER IS GREAT
Draco: EVERYONE THINKS HE'S SO SMART, WONDERFUL POTTER WITH HIS SCAR AND BROOMSTICK
Lucius: found him
Your blog is too good I've been scrolling through and liking the posts bc they're really funny sorry if this seems creepy I just really like Harry Potter.
Its cool man! I don’t blog on this often but come to update it every so often forever who still roams around here.
Yes I exist don’t be so surprised.
(photo by MaggleCole)
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
oh my god… What happened. Is that a pressure cooker? It sure looks like it from that lid in the ceiling.
They made a fucking kitchen cannon with that thing
So this happened during my presentation today...
What I wanted to say: Lord Baltimore founded Maryland.
What I actually said: Lord Voldemort founded Maryland
this sounds like a knockoff Harry Potter spell
As someone who lives in this city I can confirm that.