[oliviawebsite]

TSA took my slop. you cant even bring slop on airplanes anymore. what has this country come to? they took my slop and fed it to a bunch of pigs dressed up like TSA agents. they apparently loved it.

[carbomcoco]

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

[bewbin]

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now

[kineticpenguin]

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rickybabyboy]

i umderstand

[larval-tear]

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

[the-atrium-of-fools]

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

[kosmogrl]

[cryptotheism]

The male orgasm is a myth

[cryptotheism]

Cum isn't real

[cryptotheism]

It's just slight of hand

[omegaverse]

I am the protector of my shut-in soldiers, my virgin vagabonds, my hikki heroes, my unwell warriors, my shy, shy samurai...... i will fight for you. And i will kill anyone for any random reason

[omegaverse]

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

[louferrignojrofficial]

what age did you move out from your parents’ home

under 16

17-21

22-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

40+

i still live with my parents

Voting ended onMar 4, 2024

no judgements at all here. i was thinking about the possibility of moving out and wanted to know what age other people did

[skelkankaos]

[nem23]

[parakavka]

ロケット花火の魔術師 on X: “柴娘よ🐶それは足でイスの脚でも枕でないのだが…😅動けない飼い主🤣 https://t.co/36qm1LsLXF” / X

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[bearie]

[tupacabra]

My inner monologue used to have a generic Irish/Scottish/cockney accent but recently it’s been a pretty spot-on Miss Piggy

[tupacabra]

I’m on my “c’est moi” hi-yah karate chop shit