[misspiggyforvogueitalia]

like jesus on the cross

[chips1977]

we need to fucking kill the vampire lord

[marinebiologyshitposts]

Could this be us?

this could be us but you. i ran out of quarters for the fish food dispenser :(

[hotvampireadjacent]

[deadryn]

you've heard of shoegaze now get ready for cockgaze please reblog this

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[ziraseal]

Todd Howard, the amount of salmon you’ve placed into ponds with no river access to the sea is atrocious 

[computerr]

[dunkstein]

If a caveman heard drum and bass they would understand it instantly and love it and would be able to start DJing within days

[shy-lian]

[straightboyfriend]

hitting the “ask app not to track” button when an app asks permission to track me across the web knowing it isn’t going to listen & it is 100% an illusion of choice

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

i’m topping him by 2 am

[thej0ry]

I queued 10 dollars worth of aphex twin songs on a jukebox in a Buffalo Wild Wings one time and before the first one could finish an employee walked over and unplugged the jukebox to reset it

[astraldemise]

crumploid.

[grox]

[kristina100000]

im everyones husband and wife *is being held down by doctors*

[topherchris]

[the-horror-lies-within]

hazmat suit with boob window

[the-horror-lies-within]

i will be the most fuckable person on the cleanup crew

[djpaulyd]

hanging out with men because its more drama