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[pharmaciacatholica-deactivated2]

Love won, definitively, in A.D. 33

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

[oaky-dokey]

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

[margindoodles2407]

when a hobbit is the light of your life. call that frodosynthesis

[stricatul]

don't worry, because in the right eyes you will be art

[potterisaturtle]

i need a day to listen to ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine on repeat and wallow in my bed

[byjove]

*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.

[names-0]

[dollyb3an]

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book

[nicostiel]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[un-monstre]

The body of a post is where Hamlet talks to Claudius. The tags is where Hamlet talks to the audience

[bethanydelleman]

Mary Bennet lovers: She's so neglected and ignored by her whole family!

the actual novel

Jane, Elizabeth, Kitty, & Lydia: Hey Mary, want to come with us?

Mary: No, and it's stupid that you want to go at all.

[soberqueerinthewild]

Tell me in the tags what are the Taylor swift songs that are not hugely popular but are your personal faves:

Mine are the last great American dynasty and the albatross

[bethanydelleman]

The novel is called Pride & Prejudice.

If you make Darcy in a Sad Little Socially Anxious Shyboi who never did anything wrong in his whole life and has TRAUMA from Georgiana's near elopement, then you remove his snobbish Pride and erase his classiest Prejudice and it's no longer the novel Jane Austen wrote.

If you focus only on how men need to fix themselves and forget that Elizabeth judged too quickly and harshly; if you erase her need to grow, you remove her Pride in her intelligence/judgment and her Prejudice in maintaining her First Impressions (original title) and it's no longer the novel that Jane Austen wrote.

The story is beautiful because two people are open-minded enough to learn, reflect, and grow. The love story is compelling because neither of them are perfect. If you disrupt the balance of their faults, the entire premise falls apart.

[discalcedmystic]

If Jesus thought tax collectors (evil degenerates) were worthy of salvation, i think gay people will be more than okay

[springsgreenleaves]

Notably the tax collectors (known for cheating and taking more than they were supposed to so that they could skim off the top) were required to repent of their sins and make restitution.

[tornadointhetundra]

Jesus sat and ate with prostitutes. He stopped Pharisees from stoning at least one woman caught in adultery.

He also told said woman to sin no more. He told the people he healed to sin no more.

Jesus absolutely would welcome gay people and trans people. He would also ask them to sin no more.

And we don’t like thinking about this, because they’re evil degenerates, but Jesus would also welcome rapists and pedophiles (a generally accepted practice amongst ancient romans if im not mistaken) and he would also tell then to sin no more.

If a tax collector, a pedophile, a politician, or even scam artist can find salvation and forgiveness in Jesus, a gay person absolutely can. There is no sin too grievous for Jesus to forgive and redeem you from. But just as Jesus asked the tax collector to stop sinning and even pay back what he stole, just as he asked the sexually immoral to stop sinning, he would ask the gay person to stop sinning as well.