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@riverdlt: just a quick q are you trying to get people to focus on the sucker or the bellybutton tease? bc fyi i’m trying to look at both and now you’ve got me looking like pennywise
@riverdlt: and for someone that’s generally very cute and demure that is NOT a look that’s working out for me…
[@moneybarrelmarshall started typing.] @moneybarrelmarshall: hey there river. i sure hope you dont mind me shooting you a quikc follow on here. [@moneybarrelmarshall backspaced] @moneybarrelmarshall: hey river. how are you? i hope it is okay that i followed you... [@moneybarrelmarshall backspaced.] @moneybarrelmarshall: i have been meaning to reach out to you. it sure has been a while hasnt it? [@moneybarrelmarshall backspaced.] @moneybarrelmarshall: i got something really important i want to say and i just dont know where to start. i am terribly sorry river. thats a great name by the way. river. i like it a lot. [@moneybarrelmarshall backspaced.] @moneybarrelmarshall: do you remember me? i remember you like it was yesterday. not a day goes by wear i dont regret reaching out sooner. [@moneybarrelmarshall backspaced.] @moneybarrelmarshall: who is pennywise? i dont quite know that i was focusing on either of those things ROFL. gosh. how embarsing. @moneybarrelmarshall: im a little confsued by your message so im going to say thank you and hope i understood you right! LMFAO!
@riverdlt: @moneybarrellmarshall omfg have u never seen the freaky child-eating clown? 🤡
@riverdlt: @moneybarrellmarshall just trust that it was a compliment - a very enthusiastic one about your everything 🙂↕️
@moneybarrelmarshall: the what?????? ROFLMAOMG nope i sure have not!!!! 🤣🤣 @moneybarrelmarshall: aw gee well thanks! 😳😳 im all blushing and everything! @moneybarrelmarshall: i hope you dont mind i had a quick lookie-loo at youre page to and its wicked impersive that you make all those things! you gotta have real good hands for that LOL
@riverdlt: a lookie-loo 😭😭😭😭 you are too adorable, you can’t be REAL
@riverdlt: but actually thank you 🥹 in all seriousness that means a lot to me. all my pottery shit is important to me (do not perceive me i’m not usually so sincere). going to lower the tone again by reassuring you i’m VERY good with my hands mhmmm
@moneybarrelmarshall: me??? adroable???? @moneybarrelmarshall: aw screw it sorry my typing is real bad LOL. i was concerntating so much too @moneybarrelmarshall: your real good at it for serius!!! @moneybarrelmarshall: wait huh? LMAO what do y ou mean???? [five minutes pass] @moneybarrelmarshall: OH RIGHT I SEE OH
@riverdlt: omg do NOT even worry
@riverdlt: you should see the texts i send my bff lydia. it’s just like stream of consciousness texts i send her every waking minute of every day day
@riverdlt: LITERALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE
@riverdlt: trust me you’re good! 😊
@riverdlt: omg there’s no wayyyy hahahaha
@riverdlt: i’ve done it again haven’t i 😩 i’ve hit on a straight man
@moneybarrelmarshall: aw thats real cute... sounds like you got a good friend there! @moneybarrelmarshall: oh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @moneybarrelmarshall: ROFL @moneybarrelmarshall: im real sorry i didnt even notice OMG @moneybarrelmarshall: thats real sweet of you im really faltered @moneybarrelmarshall: wait sorry @moneybarrelmarshall: flattered @moneybarrelmarshall: im really flattered river your a real handsome guy!!!!! i swear it i aint even just saying it to be nice or nothing
@riverdlt: screaming
@riverdlt: well on the plus side i’ve absolutely had worse reactions 😅 i’ll respectfully lick my wounds and take a step back so i don’t step on the toes of all the cowboy loving booktok girlies 😘
@moneybarrelmarshall: wait @moneybarrelmarshall: its ok im not like ofended or nothing! @moneybarrelmarshall: i am real sorry OMG @moneybarrelmarshall: i didnt mean to go scaring you off @moneybarrelmarshall: whats booktok?
@riverdlt: pls you’re so sweet lmao. trust me, like i said, i’ve had WAY worse reactions. but look at you. i HAD to shoot my shot ygm?
@riverdlt: oh well see it’s like this one part of tiktok where they LOVE a smutty cowboy romance
@riverdlt: ZERO judgment but you look like every guy on the cover of those books. only cuter.
@riverdlt: OK OK I’M STOPPING NOW PROMISE
@moneybarrelmarshall: aw buddy i cant stop blushing LMAO i aint never had someone be so nice to me before. i think im just pretty ordinry looking but its real sweet of you to say so @moneybarrelmarshall: oh i dont use tiktok so that explains that one huh! whats smutty mean? @moneybarrelmarshall: ROFLOMG you really think so???? @moneybarrelmarshall: its okay you dont gotta stop or nothing i just dont know what to say... i dont got nothing to compare you to i just think you look real nice. like you got one of those smiles that cheers people right up dont ya! and your making my day for sure!
@riverdlt: now i don’t believe that at all. i bet girls are all overrrrrr you! especially when you’re doing your rodeo thang.
@riverdlt: smutty means like sexy books! as in they’re no steinbeck but if you wanna read about a cowboy rolling in the hay with a character that’s just the author’s poorly-disguised self-insert (again no judgement i get it) then you’ll LOVE ‘em
@riverdlt: weeeeeell i might as well stroke a cute straight boy’s ego if i’m not stroking anything else 😉
@riverdlt: but thanks handsome! i smile a lot when a cutie cowboy is nice to me
@moneybarrelmarshall: aw shucks. i dont know about that LOL @moneybarrelmarshall: OH 😳😳😳 @moneybarrelmarshall: well i aint been rolling in no hay with anyone LMFAO but i aint a big reader neither... @moneybarrelmarshall: OMG 🙈 your real forward aint ya LMAO @moneybarrelmarshall: i dont mean that bad or nothing either. your making me laugh i just aint so good at taking complimants. it means a real lot to have ya be so nice to me though @moneybarrelmarshall: aw heck well why wouldnt i be nice to ya! your a top guy!
@riverdlt: i’m actually more of a bottom guy myself 😉
@riverdlt: anyway you’re so cute, cowboy. i’ll pine for you from afar and occasionally like your stories until some author girly locks you down and gets to live out her wildest fantasies with you 😘 (i’m only a little bit jealous)
@moneybarrelmarshall: dang it your quick 🤣🤣 @moneybarrelmarshall: OMG LOL @moneybarrelmarshall: thanks for being so kind mister river sir you made this cowboys day 😉 @moneybarrelmarshall: i really think we should talk in person if ya ever get a sec... i got something real importent to tell you [@moneybarrelmarshall backspaced.] @moneybarrelmarshall: looking forward to seeing ya in here again!
@riverdlt: mister river i’m crying you’re not REEEAAAALLLLL 😭😭😭
@moneybarrelmarshall: very real i ashore ya ROFL @moneybarrelmarshall: you let me know if i ever go and overstep now won't you? i don't wanna make my new pal uncomftable!
@riverdlt: i think this is the first time in the history of ever that a straight man has ever been worried about a gay man being uncomfortable. this shit’s crazy, i’m obsessed with you.
