the witch queen.

nadda and this is where i keep all my roleplay shit.

[peteholmo]

father you cannot stop me

[themultifandomnerd-deactivated2]

Rivalry to Romance AUs

We hate each other but we both have a mutual friend so we have to put up with each other AU

This is a mandatory partner project and since everybody else is taken I have to have you as my partner AU

You’re my jerk barista who purposely screws up my name when I order my caffeine fix AU

The Proposal AU

You used to bully/mess with me in elementary school and it turned out it was because you had a major crush on me AU

I’m trying to recruit members for my club but you keep stealing away all my potential recruits AU

You spoil all the things I’m into and it’s really pissing me off AU

So I have to spend the night at my longtime rival’s house, everything will totally be fine because their parents are there (or not) AU

If you aren’t serious about this play then leave AU

I know you don’t like me but I really need help passing this class AU

Don’t tell anyone you saw me crying AU

I don’t want to go to this party/dance alone so please be my date AU

Just got caught under the mistletoe with my arch-nemesis and now everything is slow changing between us AU

You come to the restaurant I work at and choose me as your waiter(ess) every time just to annoy me and I can’t do anything in retribution or I’ll get fired AU

I spilled my lunch on this person one time and now they hate me AU

A Walk to Remember AU

You’re the Gantu to my Stitch AU

[onetruepairingideas]

Inspired by real life prompts:

While in Rome for a school trip I got stuck in the street and almost got run over by a bus but you drove up on your vespa and started cussing out the bus driver in Italian and saved my life

While working at my store you were asking for something but you don’t speak English so we were using your translation app on your phone to ask for something but your phone decided to translate my response of “I haven’t seen this” as “I haven’t penis”…great glad someone is laughing

Our stores are always bringing items for some of our older customer’s convenience to the other store, this time it is a buffet and I don’t think either one of us is strong…how are we getting this into your tiny car again?

The girls in my youth group figured out I like you so now they always take up all the other seats so you have to sit by me while I turn rather purple

The majority of our interactions started on Facebook and I broke the ice with the ‘Dammit Moon Moon’ memes

We are the only ones who ever do actual homework when at these competitive rifle practices

The first time you heard me say a cuss word worse then “damn” was when I yelled “fuck” when I was losing at Old Maid

So Im taking Ancient Greek for fun even though Im an Art major and yet Im doing better then you…the Pastoral Ministry Major let me share all the memorizing tricks I learned from Art history

When you saw my geeky shirt and asked me about it we ended up talking about Dr Who for 15 minutes in the store doorway but I have no idea what your name is

[theapplepielifestyle]

‘I got in my car and you were sleeping in the backseat who the hell are you and how did you get into my car’ au

‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious what the fuck’ au

‘we somehow got stuck overnight in an ikea and I just want to go to sleep in one of the display beds but you’re slowly convincing me that it’d be fun to see how much shit we can get into before the morning staff come to open up the store’ au

‘I accidentally dropped you while you were crowd surfing and you broke your ankle and now I feel responsible so I’m carrying you out of the moshpit’ au

‘I walked into the public bathroom at a mcdonalds and you’re dangling halfway out of an air vent do I even want to know what you were doing’ au

‘I found you on the roof of my house passed out with a black eye holding a fire extinguisher’ au

[inbroadwayvalley]

Reality TV AUs

Imagine your OTP:

“I’m really famous and you’re my dance partner we better goddamn win this thing too bad we hate each other” AU

“I suck at directions and you get really bad motion sickness why the fuck did we enter ourselves in The Amazing Race” AU

“I’m the world’s worst singer but you’re the totally cute judge that I’ve been crushing on and I just wanted to grab your attention and I think I succeeded” AU

“I encouraged you through that height obstacle, now it’s time for you to hold my hand while I eat this cockroach” AU

“You’ve never tried to vote me off the island let’s be lovers allies” AU

“for some reason my family has its own reality show and you’re a cameraperson capturing it all if you help me escape I’ll go out with you” AU

“you may cook a mean steak but my creme brulee is the best the town’s ever seen you’re going down” AU

“I’m the bachelor/ette and the fact that you have the audacity to steal a rose every week before the end impresses me I’ll allow it” AU

“I barely know you but I seem to design all my outfits with you in mind and you pull it off so well” AU

“You are SO infuriating why can’t you just give me the 50 bucks for this watch and I’ll buy you dinner with it” AU

[stilinskis]

i get rp is a constant vie for popular faces but having seven popular faces at once is not something i can justify tbh.

[ptrckstmph-blog]

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

[sugaontherim]

[potteuhr]

get to know me meme: 4/10 favorite female characters » Cookie Lyon (Empire). “I’m here to get what’s mine.”

[trashybooksforladies]

[murdock]

This armor may undermine my non-threatening, huggable design.

[dailyparksnrec-blog]

It’s my instinct to be mean to you.

[charmianross-deactivated2021100]

[potteuhr]

The women are the strong sassy ones, truly. - Part One.

[faded-and-dreaming]

It’s not your job to fix me. It’s your job to hold my hand, while I fix myself.

(via unmaiden)

this is so important depending on how you’re taking it.

(via consciousss)

[virare]

[softjimis]

I love to lip sync, but I’m a terrible liar.

[potteuhr]

everything's been insanely hectic lately but i'm back sorta so now i'm going to do all the shit i was supposed to do ages ago!!

[79centkisses]

[potteuhr]

Antonina Vasylchenko for Nasty Gal