NETO CHARTER
The North Edinburgh Treaty Organisation (NETO) was founded on the principal of a free market for all, where balance can be maintained, allowing healthy competition to drive forward innovations.
While NETO was intended as a purely economic bloc at its conception in 1483, this is no longer possible. In this era of megacorporations, where monopolies can gut honest businesses’ work, NETO must stand as a light in the darkness. As such, all NETO members must militarise to a certain extent, in order to best ensure the protection of the free market and the average consumer.
As we move into a stage of heightened tensions in the Edinburgh high streets, we are proud to announce your favourite supermarkets are part of the NETO family; @ woolworths-supermarket-officialwoolworths-supermarket-official.tumblr.com, @marksandspencerofficial, @poundland-uk-official, and @morrissons-official. NETO opens its arms to new members, so that together we may provide greater stability to the food shopping scene.
Dearest Community,
This marks the beginning of a new era in Edinburgh’s shopping. The founding of NETO should mark the end of this fractious period in Edinburgh’s retail history. Whether we move towards peace or all-out war is in the hands of the other supermarkets.
I know this is the marksandspencerofficial channel, and not the Amelie’s-personal-life channel, but I think that I must say this. Community, as you know, Milfred and I did not get on well in the past. Insults were traded, snide remarks were thrown, and backs were stabbed.
But she and I have put aside our past differences to work towards a world we believe in, where supermarkets are able to focus on the Community, and not fighting each other. And our lives are so much better for it! She’s just married the most wonderful, influential person, and I’ve met someone at Woolworths who completes me. If you are prepared to fight for a better world for others, you’ll make a better world for you.
Join NETO or you’ll never find love.
#Noschef #ConorWillNeverFindLove #YungBlud #Loner
#Tesco’s has 0 market share
@tescos-supermarket-official
