Poutine & Sangria

here lies all my wasted hours, cheers to all the ones to come

[catasters]

[ratfuck]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

[hazy-october]

[edromyheart]

My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.

In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”

Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”

Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”

Me: 😳

[itsaruse]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for a week

[animatedtext]

[crystalwaifu-deactivated2022122]

Biggest D you've ever had ?

Depression

[tastefullyoffensive]

This version slaps

[lizlybear]

[yvvxv-deactivated20180523]

*stares at selfies until they turn ugly* I knew it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The universal human experience of packing underwear for a vacation like you’re going to shit yourself every day

[dankmemeuniversity]

[4939292028274737272182938-deact]

"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................

[akron-squirrel]

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this