[shitpostinguniverse]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sallysfunnykiss]

Translation: Detective Pikachu won’t say the “fuck” word

[demilypyro]

You guys really thought Nin ‘Kid-Friendly Image’ Tendo was gonna let their second most recognizable mascot say the fuck word in a major motion picture?

[thatll-do]

yes

[spacecowboybriony]

When you know something is satire but it could so easily be real

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[letmebegaytodd]

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

[letmebegaytodd]

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

[gunsandfireandshit]

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

[nojaminmycoffee-deactivated2020]

[theawesomeadventurer]

yea that’s him :/

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[freeadultgame]

[autumnslesbian]

[what-even-is-thiss]

[skepticalqueen]

This is wildly accurate.

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[mens-rights-activia]

Imagine how much shorter Naruto would be if they all had guns

[exceptionalcelestial]

why would having a gun affect naruto’s height

[krabby-kronicle]

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

[forgamers]

Spongebob as games

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that