We are the spiders

[the-spider-collective]

We are the Spiders

Resistance is futile

[the-spider-collective]

open rp : weed

the storage room was left alone for ages, till some thing was needed from it. when the door opened a crack of light fell across the floor and it smelled faintly of weed. the light showed a few spiders laying curled up on the floor. a spider stumbled out from behind a box, making tiny coughing noises. it came to a stop in front of the person in the doorway, tiny leg reaching out toward them.

@katiestark @smarterthantonystark @potatogunkid-official

[smarterthantonystark]

Peter blinks, nostrils flaring at the scent as he looks down at the spider. "Uh... You okay, little guy?"

[the-spider-collective]

the spider dramatically coughs and falls over. ‘it wassss a missstake. misstake. misstake. not worth the trenchcoat…’

[the-spider-collective]

open rp : weed

the storage room was left alone for ages, till some thing was needed from it. when the door opened a crack of light fell across the floor and it smelled faintly of weed. the light showed a few spiders laying curled up on the floor. a spider stumbled out from behind a box, making tiny coughing noises. it came to a stop in front of the person in the doorway, tiny leg reaching out toward them.

@katiestark @smarterthantonystark @potatogunkid-official

[the-spider-collective]

open rp : we welcome all

a spider sits on the bench. it is overlooking a pond, and ducks are playing in the water.

it sees someone coming along the path, and the spider waves at them

[smarterthantonystark]

Peter stops when he sees the spider wave at him, then tentatively waves back before sitting down next to it. "...You like ducks?"

[the-spider-collective]

the spider turns toward him but doesn’t seem to be looking at him exactly. ‘we do not know what we are doing. we jussst are here to wave.’

the spider focussesss on peter. ‘ducksss. thatsss what thosse are?’

[sonof-aloki]

It seems like you're hitting it off with Katie!! If you hurt her it's my brotherly responsibility to break your bones :3

@smarterthantonystark

JESUS Christ???

I don't plan on it, Peter. Trust me.

Any man who has done so WILL be receiving a punishment beyond belief!! :)))

[smarterthantonystark]

VERY good. Chris should suffer.

[sonof-aloki]

What is address :))

[smarterthantonystark]

She wouldn't tell me because I tried to go to his house...

[sonof-aloki]

We should track him down and kill him ourselves! :)

[smarterthantonystark]

Okay! :)

[sonof-aloki]

I'll come pick you up. :)

[smarterthantonystark]

Sounds great! :)

[the-spider-collective]

can the ssspidersss join? we would like to eat him

[smarterthantonystark]

Yes but wait til after he's dead please

[the-spider-collective]

there will be nothing left when we are finished °◡°

[sonof-aloki]

It seems like you're hitting it off with Katie!! If you hurt her it's my brotherly responsibility to break your bones :3

@smarterthantonystark

JESUS Christ???

I don't plan on it, Peter. Trust me.

Any man who has done so WILL be receiving a punishment beyond belief!! :)))

[smarterthantonystark]

VERY good. Chris should suffer.

[sonof-aloki]

What is address :))

[smarterthantonystark]

She wouldn't tell me because I tried to go to his house...

[sonof-aloki]

We should track him down and kill him ourselves! :)

[smarterthantonystark]

Okay! :)

[sonof-aloki]

I'll come pick you up. :)

[smarterthantonystark]

Sounds great! :)

[the-spider-collective]

can the ssspidersss join? we would like to eat him

[the-spider-collective]

they said we have an immaculate vibe

＼(^ᗜ^)／ 〈( ^.^)ノ

(~˘▾˘)~. ~(‾▿‾~). ヾ(^ ^ゞ

. ~(˘▾˘)~ ٩( ᐖ )人( ᐛ )و

“ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”. ˺⁽ˆ⁰ˆ ⁾˺

. (｢• ω •)｢ (~’.’)~ ~(‘.’~)

[liketherifle1967]

hello there

we are the collective

would you like to be friendsss?

@the-spider-collective

Uh, sure? Just. Don’t bite anyone without a good reason. Please.

[the-spider-collective]

yesss we undersstand

(^◡^ )

[the-spider-collective]

open rp : we welcome all

a spider sits on the bench. it is overlooking a pond, and ducks are playing in the water.

it sees someone coming along the path, and the spider waves at them

[yourfriendfromanotherfriend]

who are you?

who are you? who are you? who are you who are you whoareyouwhoareyou??

we mussst know. or we will bitesss you. we will. we bitess. gnawing at the boness.

why are you ssstealing the sspiderling?? he iss ourss. and we will bitess you for it

@the-spider-collective

Oh, my name is Peter, I'm just your friend! Don't bite, that is painful!

[the-spider-collective]

you are not the Peter. you are not the ssspiderling. you have sstolen the face. and we wantss to know why

[the-spider-collective]

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why do you sssend thesse… we are many. thiss will not ssway uss. what did you hope to accomplish, to try and make uss tremble before you? coward to do it in anon. come and fight uss like a warrior. not sssomething that doessnt show itss face

[the-spider-collective]

it goesss for the community doess it? it creepss and it crawlsss and it bitess at them

tagging the community may have been the firsst misstake. now it knowss where to bite

[the-spider-collective]

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you are not one we know. what doessss it want with usss? with usss. with usss. doesss it know itssself what it wantss?

we do not recieve what we can not read, ssstranger. ssspeak plainly and you may get an ansswer.

[potatogunkid-official]

are you the one who sssellsss the weed? we wish to purchasse ssome

（＾_＾）

@the-spider-collective

again, buddy, i dont sell to scary life-threatening animals. if you take it from peter and i never know, i guess it's okay... but that's if you manage to convince peter to buy some - ha, ha. impossible.

[the-spider-collective]

we ssssigh in the disssappointment. no one will ssssell the weed. we wish to try it.

if we put on a trenchcoat, would you sssell it then?

[potatogunkid-official]

’hi’ a spider drops down in front of him and almost seems to be smiling.

@the-spider-collective

Harley blinks, before flinching and scrambling backwards. "No, no, nope, nope, not today. Get the fuck away. Go, go, go, right now," he shouts, stumbling away from the spider with urgency.

[the-spider-collective]

the spider backs away just as fast. its screaming, a tiny tinwhistle sound.

[the-spider-collective]

"Fuzzy spiders! Oh can I gently pet?" Winter asked softly and curiously

@lost-buck

the spiders pile into a tight writhing mass . ‘who isss thisss?’ ‘who are you?’ ‘what do you want from usss?’

‘whatsss a pet..?’ one spider seems to narrow its eyes. a second answers the question ‘humansss keep thingsss in jars and call them petss.’

‘we are not petsss’. ‘no’. ‘nuh uh’

‘no touch’. ‘no touch.’ ’or we bite.’ ‘bite!’ ‘bite.’

[lost-buck]

"Pets are gentle touching that leads to treats usually what a pity here I was hoping to make friends and share treats." Winter giggled as the spiders crawls all over his skin it tickled.

"I am winter I share the body with James Buchanan Barnes we are a super soldier!"

@the-spider-collective

[the-spider-collective]

the spiders crawl off and back into the clump. ‘we sssaid the no touch. the no touch. next time we bite. thisss isss warning.’

‘but it isss nice to meet you.’

a single spider crawls forewards and makes a little bow in front of him.

[lost-buck]

"It's nice to meet all of you! Bucky doesn't like that I'm making friends with talking spiders but here we are!" Winter smiled a little.

"what kind of snacks do you guys like?"

@the-spider-collective

[the-spider-collective]

the spiders seem to collectively blink. the one says ‘what are thessse sssnacksss you sspeak of?’

[the-spider-collective]

"Fuzzy spiders! Oh can I gently pet?" Winter asked softly and curiously

@lost-buck

the spiders pile into a tight writhing mass . ‘who isss thisss?’ ‘who are you?’ ‘what do you want from usss?’

‘whatsss a pet..?’ one spider seems to narrow its eyes. a second answers the question ‘humansss keep thingsss in jars and call them petss.’

‘we are not petsss’. ‘no’. ‘nuh uh’

‘no touch’. ‘no touch.’ ’or we bite.’ ‘bite!’ ‘bite.’

[lost-buck]

"Pets are gentle touching that leads to treats usually what a pity here I was hoping to make friends and share treats." Winter giggled as the spiders crawls all over his skin it tickled.

"I am winter I share the body with James Buchanan Barnes we are a super soldier!"

@the-spider-collective

[the-spider-collective]

the spiders crawl off and back into the clump. ‘we sssaid the no touch. the no touch. next time we bite. thisss isss warning.’

‘but it isss nice to meet you.’

a single spider crawls forewards and makes a little bow in front of him.