Minty Moth

[isthishardcore]

[minuty]

[msniiina]

[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[zeverity]

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

Me taking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up

[kittykat8311]

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

[kittykat8311]

It’s important!

[mollytwos]

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

[kittykat8311]

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

[steampunkette]

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

[kittykat8311]

This is a good note, thank you

[rutabegaville-blog]

This why they boop you. :)

[ephuyrie-deactivated20180427]

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

[kittykat8311]

This is also good to know, thank you!

[deactivated-drawing]

Thank fucking god

[a-magpie-witchling]

THANK FUCKING GOD.

[harlings]

by Lana Prins

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[piss-bong]

my coworker just said “i have a phobia of gay people” so i said “there’s a word for that”. she said “but i’m not against it. i just have a phobia of them coming onto me” & i said “that’s homophobia baby!”

[piss-bong]

[thatlinearttho]

[prettyvixenavenue]

[lilmamabeyellin]

better to lose people not meant for you than to exhaust yourself trying to impress, love, help, and grow with people who never will be

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i just need a hug(e amount of money)

[dilek-hanif]

Marchesa, Spring/Summer, 2015

[aoca]

[botan]

[jeannepompadour]

Sarah Bernhardt in “La Dame aux Camélias” by José Nin y Tudo, c. 1890