what's shakin' bacon

hi everyone my name is ally, i’m 19 years young, and i really wish i was at summer camp right now

[the-wolfbats]

[elveepee]

LouieVanPatten.com

[not-a-space-alien]

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[aryashi]

#not with that attitude you can’t

[chambergambit]

when your mom abandons you in northern ireland during the troubles and you’re english but you’re catholic so you’re safe nowhere

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[pyomorphic]

real snitch hours if you a narc hit that like

[pyomorphic]

alright light em up vinny

[animalcrossingmemes]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[sonseulsoleil]

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

me opening the sims just to stare at them for 20 minutes and then close the game

[imgod]

choose your fighter

[jenatwork]

Someone pointed out that the font on the government's letter about the quarantine looked familiar, and now I can't stop thinking about it.

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

If I may add, from a viral Facebook post:

[jurornumber59]

*wheeeze*

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[justbadpuns]

oh my god

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]

[niebieskafanta]

[spartanlocke]