loving your work, cowboy

tony stark deserved better

[hoechlin]

[rainbowbeforeme]

I ship that character with a happy life and a loving family

[officerstilinskihale]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most anti-vaxers were in fact… vaccinated

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

[sexycraisinthanos]

Tony, seeing Mjorlnir unguarded: Pete come here a sec.

[incorrect-marvel-quotes]

Stephen: I'm Tony's emergency contact.

Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?

Stephen: Oh, no, I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

[lifevialoving]

Steve, to Bucky: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Bucky: I don’t know, how are y-

Stephen and Tony, simultaneously from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks for asking

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Peter: Mr. Stark and Dr. Strange are very religious. When they're in their bedroom at night, I always hear them yelling 'Jesus!'.

[allthingsasexual]

Reblog if you think it's important to learn about asexuality in sex education

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

theres no url bc god made this post

[proffesionaldumbass-deactivated]

We actually learned about it in my health class!!!

[spengs]

im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out

[spengs]

update:

[spengs]

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

[the-ginger-joy-box]

Jeff acknowledges you

[spengs]

i can finally die with a smile on my face thank you Jeff

[skiplo-wave]

Newt: I’m not out of control. I’m a law abiding wizard!

Percival: name one law.

Newt: don’t kill people.

Percival: that’s on me, I set the bar too low.

[sexualsuggest]

When you tell me how good I’ve been for you, I get butterflies and my heartbeat picks up. You know exactly what to say to make me light up on the inside. 

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

tell me tony doesn’t stan queen i fucking dare u

(as usual click for quality)

[canardroublard]

The Man from UNCLE + text posts

7 / ?

[yuukimuras]

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) dir. by Guy Ritchie: The Trio

Napoleon Solo, Gaby Teller, and Illya Kuryakin + Pantone

[mollokoplus]

This is so lovely.

[tmfutrash]

waverly: gaby, we need to talk about your professionalism

gaby, standing on a chair: awfully bold words from someone standing in lava

[benevolenterrancy]

[tmfutrash]

i just want you to know that for this, i would die for you

[oldfashionedvillain-deactivated]

“How’s that for entertainment?”

[tmfutrash]

gaby: my kink is when people genuinely care about my feelings and listen to me

napoleon: too unrealistic. stick to bdsm like the rest of us