There You Are, I've Been Looking for You

Emrie. She/Her. 32. Married med student. Leo, Hufflepuff. Marvel, ACOTAR, BL manhwa. Sometimes I write things.

[themakeupbrush]

I'm so invested in every part of the world cup that isn't the sports part

[gayshitanddadjokes]

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to discuss the topic.

[cholerascum]

this. this shit INFRUIATES me. i have to block literally 10 different versions of the SAME FUCKING TAG because everyone does this 1337 speak bullshit for their tags.

sorry, if youre talking about shit not everyone is gonna wanna see or be mentally prepared for, TAG YOUR SHIT RIGHT!

[introvertedx10]

[mina-logan]

Risking my life posting this on here but what’s life without a little risk

[hudsoncallme]

I hope he continues to be confused and vaguely pissy forever

[hudconera]

this is like a renaissance painting

[hollanovshome]

for anon who requested these as standalones <3

ilya domming & breeding kink version under the cut

give! him! a! baby!

[enthyrea]

rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace

[spyderschaos]

Thank you to whoever came up with this peak ship, it’s so awesome and cool

[virginshane]

was this pic taken after they realized they got so into it they forgot their ONLY lines in the scene….

[hudconera]

remember how insane this was

[awkward-bob-reynolds]

[fleev]

So... i love them very much

[madrasaur]

hard launch

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[hollanderyourehavingpanicattack]

So super fun weekend. One of my best friends from med school got married.

I helped plan some of the wedding and volunteered to be their day of coordinator. So I was busy AF.

It's been 2 days and my legs are still sore from running around.

But let me just say damn I can put together a nice wedding.

[darlingofdots]

let's think of some Bits in the Hollander-Rozanov household because every good relationship needs incomprehensible and insufferable Bits:

the random Russian nouns as pet names, obviously

turning to Anya to arbitrate who won the race/loads the dishwasher correctly/scored a sexier goal etc

Ilya. Ilyusha. Ilyushenka. Ilyushenkechka.

and who won Rookie of the Year????

"I have never said this in my life"

threatening to tell Yuna

"pass me the remote?" — "come and get it" — [wrestling]

butt slapping. at every opportunity.

"we will have to shoot you like lame horse" when one of them gets so much as a papercut

idioms translated literally into the wrong language

"this is not hall of fame behaviour"

"who should I bring as my plus one" and listing random people while the other pouts