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heated rivalry twitter (67/?) you're never safe.
Dress, 1940s, Juli Lynne Charlot
I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.
Turtle Quilt by Laurraine Yuyama
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One of my biggest pet peeves in a fanfic is the use of fractured (in reference to bone) followed by "it's not broken"
My friends, a fractured bone is a broken bone.
Started with just the idea of Grace laying on Rocky’s ball while they talk about their love lives and now it’s almost 4am and I have drawn a shirtless Simon and now rocky preforming a sensual interpretive dance… this is getting away from me.
i’m addicted to making hollanov instagram posts
hollanov honeymoon scenes
cottage - hollanov - @shanesummerfest - word count: 327 - click here to see my microfic archive! - NSFW
Shane has looked over the entire cottage approximately five times in just the past hour, making sure the whole place looks absolutely perfect. He knows, logically, that making sure every object on every shelf is at a right angle will not make or break his time spent with Ilya over the next two weeks. He knows, too, that nothing has changed in the rooms from the third time to the fourth time he’s inspected them. But his nervous brain can’t seem to understand either of those things.
So, he continues his work, counting down the moments until it’s not embarrassingly early to leave for the airport. It’s on his sixth walkthrough that his eyes catch on the Rookie of the Year trophy sitting on a shelf.
Without thinking, he reaches for it, ready to hide it away. He doesn’t want anything–a silly award, reminder of the past–to sully this time together, and it’s easy to just shove this in a cabinet for the next few days. But then, he remembers the heat that he always feels bubbling low in his stomach when Ilya gives him that look. That ‘fuck you, Hollander, I’m better than you and I’ll fuck you until you admit it’ look. That ‘I’m going to make you scream my name louder than an entire stadium’ look.
And suddenly, he’s moving the trophy to a more-visible shelf, where Ilya’s guaranteed to see it. Leaving a few moments later, keys in his shaking hand, he can’t help but smirk. Rozanov better fuck him good for that one.
Twenty-four hours later, he finds himself bent over the same shelf, face pressed inches from the trophy, entire body lax as Ilya takes him from behind.
“You are brat, Hollander,” Ilya growls into his ear, licking over his earlobe, hitting a spot inside him that makes him see stars. “You leave this out on purpose?”
“Yeah. For you. Fuck, Ilya!” he groans, fingers and toes curling.
Very good idea.
If you are indeed taking suggestions for hollanov, I would looooove to see Ilya blowing Shane. Thinking about the position from the first drawing you posted but swapped has infested my brain, but any position would be lovely. You are so talented, I love your style!!
A long time coming for this request pun not intended
Art HERE on AO3
INSANE actually!!!
The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.
(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)
ilya: no u don't understand we CAN'T use a condom they're bad for the environment cause single use plastic i HAVE to fuck u raw u don't understand
Shane’s head smashing into the headboards and he’s yelling fuck Ilya harder!!! Meanwhile Ilya’s heart rate is 182bpm and he’s like fuck Shane I have a cramppp
Ilya circa 2017 retweeting a post that says “all the hottest bitches can’t see shit.” His mentions are immediately flooded with women sharing pictures of them wearing glasses because no one knows he’s ShanePosting
Shane sees this and gets territorial enough to send a selfie of him wearing nothing but his glasses. Ilya drops his phone so hard the screen shatters
Activated them like sleeper agents
my hot take of the day is that ilya actually runs a tighter ship than shane, not like as captain or anything i mean in the household.
1) afraid of being lazy 2) military son 3) slavic. shane has certain preferences for things sensory wise which is why he is neat abt his stuff, ilya will kill himself & everyone in the room there's a Difference. iykyk