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“Cook at home to save money” sounds all well and good until you get a little too into it and suddenly you’re bookmarking recipes that call for The Preserved Grace of God and that shit is $13 at the specialty store

#relatable

evilwizard

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

#rabbit #this is someone they'd play in an rpg

shock-micro

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

#rainy days!

cormorant-red

how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink

1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry

2. wrong

#relatable

gregtom

k-simplex-deactivated20241001

Happy Pride

mephistopheles

yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her

mephistopheles

my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?

mephistopheles

replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷

#@ my manager

johnjacobjinglehymerschmidtt

bigskycastle

kingfisher

#art

yesornopolls

If someone you’re romantically interested in and have been dating proposed to you with a cheese wheel instead of traditional proposal jewelry, would you still accept the proposal?

Example and definition of a cheese wheel:

“A cheese wheel is a large, circular, often rind-covered block of aged cheese, such as Parmigiano Reggiano, Gouda, or Brie, typically weighing from a few pounds to over 100 pounds.”

If someone you’re romantically interested in and have been dating proposed to you with a cheese wheel instead of traditional proposal jewelry, would you still accept the proposal?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 26

sweetlyfez

prev tags: #yes because I was proposed to with my own ring which he stole and gave back to me in a box he’d made#and then we went and bought a ring I liked together#if I wanted the person enough I would accept a courtship gift of cheese as I believe the ritual and contract of engagement is separate from#the VERY REAL consideration of a token of that engagement which you may well keep permanently for a good deal of your life.#in fact I think a cheese wheel proposal followed by a thoughtful visit to the used jewelry shop ticks all the boxes for a proposal.#it must indeed be a CORRECT wheel of cheese. I submit a Parmesan for reasons that will be clear in a moment.#this indicates your desirability as a mate and the resources you promise to provide.#you then purchase reasonably priced token(s) of permanent commitment together as it is generally a strange idea to surprise someone with a#permanent token and the implied test of ‘knowing them well enough to pick what they’d like’ is a little bit absurd tbh!!#then. At the wedding. you share out the cheese. this is why i suggest a Parmesan. it keeps well#and you could include it in the meal.#this concludes my suggestion for an effective new ritual that allows everyone the pleasure of pondering proposal cheeses#and working out how to hide a really big cheese and conceal it for a surprise proposal#which I think you’ll agree is much better and funnier than many current traditions around the world#I think there are some cultures that do this or something similar but my vision here is an absolute 1:1 replacement of the ring idea#go down on one knee and heft a cheese.#people in Gloucestershire: do NOT do this near a hill.#obviously the most correct proposal is one where both of you pull out a cheese

Counter-suggestion: Do do this on a hill in Gloucestershire and then they can signal their acceptance by chasing the cheese when you drop it. This can serve as a symbolic act where you go carefully and avoid breaking any bones OR as a serious competition if you want to weed out less unhinged suitors.

elodieunderglass

You get me!!!!

#taking notes #rabbit

kitsalami

falin

#Falin #Dungeon Meshi #art

honeyscomet

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

honeyscomet

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

#writing insp #character insp #larp insp #should do this to someone in d+w #for funsies