Peopletookmyblognames

[darlingschapter]

He's such a slut for looking at Will's lips like that. And Will has the nerve to question if he's in love with him? SIR YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS TO KISS YOU

Gif by @rocktheholygrail

[incorrectpeterparker]

Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Peter: Called it.

Tony: No.

[222quinn]

Me: *finishes the TV show I keep putting off for years*

Also me: *opens ao3* It's like a reward

[propussyslayer]

[its-ate-oclock-somewhere]

there is a *subtle* difference

[gattofan4eva]

Doomed by the narrative but the narrative was homosexuality

[drugstoreperfumemp3]

We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

GOOD OMENS - 2.06 Every Day

[beerok23]

We’re choosing violence today?

Ok.

[notyourguardiandemon]

A:"Oh come on, I can't believe we're stuck in here."

Crowley hides the key in his pants pocket without being seen.

C:"Yeah...what a shame."

[cut-pricemikeyarwood]

Crowley: Are you hungry Angel?

Aziraphale: … Very

Crowley: How about the Ritz?

Aziraphale: How about the bedroom?

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

Archangel Michael: Fuck demons!

Aziraphale and Gabriel: We're trying!

[incorrectsterekquotes]

[texting]

stiles: I have a question for you.

derek: yes, I’d cry if you died.

derek: yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm.

derek: yes, I still love you.

derek: no, I don’t want to break up with you.

stiles: ok, thank you.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: *walks into police station* I’m here for Stiles.

Officer behind the front desk: Last name?

Derek: You must be new here.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: *walks into police station* I’m here for Stiles.

Officer behind the front desk: Last name?

Derek: You must be new here.

[madieflaw]

Thomas: how could you give Newt a knife? he’s sick with the flare

Minho: he felt unsafe

Thomas: now I feel unsafe!

Minho: I’m sorry

Minho: do you want a knife?

[madieflaw]

Newt: when i said “bring me back something from the beach” i meant like a seashell

Thomas, struggling to hold a seagull in a bag: well you didn’t fucking say that, did you

[desish]

Gally: Thomas has been getting on my nerves

Newt: mhm

Gally: he’s just so arrogant

Newt: mhm

Gally: ugh fuck him

Newt: I’m trying

*long pause

Gally: what?!

Newt: what?

[tlockish]

this parallel is like a jab of heroine for newtmas editors