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[gattofan4eva]

Watching your favourite local business start regularly using AI is like burping after a long day of feeling nauseous except it's actually vomit and your hair gets in the way. And also you explode.

[gattofan4eva]

Cracks me UP seeing Damianya set in the future because right now Damian is living in a 'will they won't they enemies to lovers 200K+ slowburn' and Anya is speedrunning every crime possible with the power of friendship, ADHD and legumes.

*Damian*: she's a commoner but i-i LOVE her! This cannot be!!! What will become of the family name?! And yet my heart I cannot control it.... I must concel my true nature I SIMPLY must I-

*Anya*: this man has the means for many peanuts and also riches. Our friendship will satisfy papa. Very well then I will go to his house and befriend him, although he is very dumb. And his family somehow has more issues than mine. Yeesh.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[gattofan4eva]

Hannibal with Will vs with anyone else lmaoooooo

[gattofan4eva]

Post fall!Will saving Hannibal's contact in his phone as han-nibble and everytime he kills without telling will, another frowny face gets added to it, menacingly, and in front of him.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[gattofan4eva]

Worse is having people be on some hateful bull trying to talk to you, when your uterus is quite lit trying to recreate Jackie Chan level moves but as a middle aged man pretending he knows how to do everything, which is to say, very badly.

[gattofan4eva]

a little something for all tadc fans who have both watched/ will be watching the finale:

You don't have to like the ending. From what I've seen online the reactions to the finale range from very ecstatic to very disappointed, which again, is your right as a viewer and fan. But the people who are disappointed/disagree with the ending are going about it in a WILDLY inappropriate manner. As in I've seen death threats and slurs being thrown around towards the creator which. That's disgusting. Maybe it's because this show is one of the first experiences of many fans in a fandom, but just putting it out there. IF YOU DONT LIKE/AGREE WITH AN ENDING, YOU HAVE FULL RIGHTS TO MAKE AN AU/FANFICTION/ OTHER FORMS OF MEDIA!!!! It's a running joke among most fandom veterans that most of the time, the fandom is kept alive NOT by the original work, but rather fan driven projects with their own niches so every fan can find themselves represented in their favourite works. The problem I'm seeing though, specifically in the tadc fandom as of now, is the fact that everyone believes their version of the show is the best/ most logical. People are treating their opinions as truths and getting very upset when the show is not actually following these truths out which is !NOT POSSIBLE! Tadc is a show where the ending could have logically had multiple different formats, and it's understandable why so many fans feel a stronger sense of disappointment when they don't agree with the ending, since the show could've been taken into a completely different direction, and still been valid. You don't need to feel completely 100% validated in all of your previous theories to still enjoy the show, you are still allowed to have critiques. If you don't like what you see, it's fine, it's not the end of the world. If you fell in love with the IP, regardless of whether or not you liked the ending, the show's finale does not signify its end!! Continue creating and form communities!!! Your opinions are your own, you have the right to do with them what you want, just make sure that power isn't used to hurt and demean other people, rather to keep the fandom alive in whatever way you see fit.

[gattofan4eva]

Whitsantos Siblingism where both of them know things about each other that they'll take to the grave no matter how much the other pisses them off like the time when Dennis got mistaken for a maga supporter when he tried speaking with a Southern accent at a queer bar (it was for a dare) or the fact that Trinity regularly spends money on Candy Crush to get boosters because she can't beat Dana otherwise.

[gattofan4eva]

new ship dynamic just dropped:

Mfers who would be horrified at the fanfiction written about them * X * hoes posted up with a ao3 account ready to fact check

[gattofan4eva]

Lowkey feel like a government agent when I talk about my father with the amount of things I redact like could you imagine me coming up to you and saying yeah haha he secretly loves doing skincare and he also told me I'll be the reason he has a heart attack and dies no I was like 10 it's fine though he got me a chips packet to say sorry it's cool

[gattofan4eva]

Happy pride month ?

[assiraphales]

kinda funny that steve rogers, a chronically ill son of first gen immigrants, was raised by a single mom in brooklyn into an anti fascist progressive man who stood up everyday against oppressors. and that cap 2 was about an AI surveillance state & how easily the government could be corrupted/compromised. and that cap 3 was about accords that would strip enhanced individuals of their autonomy and turn them into pawns/breathing weapons & a tortured POW who was villainized. and how in infinity war steve rogers had become a world wide fugitive doing what he thought was right even if it wasn’t legal.

and then endgame said well on that note, we’re sending him back in time to 1950s (the decade epitomes w trad values and when there was still segregation) and he wouldn’t do anything about social issues or hydra or his best friend being brainwashed bc he deserved to rest <3

[gattofan4eva]

Love it when actually deep, poignant and meaningful storylines get shot to all hell only because the actor's contract ends. It gives you the fuzzies inside really.

[gattofan4eva]

Babe if Gangle can continue making freaky fanart in what is essentially purgatory(?) after having to deal with BPD, a situationship in LITERAL hell with no accurate grasp of time passing, and getting bullied by what I can only assume is a closeted furry with ISSUES™, you can reblog that picture of people gay kissing it's okay :3

[gattofan4eva]

*Shawn posting a story* : guys who's hotter (correct answers get pineapple slushies)

[gattofan4eva]

Always so funny to me when creators of a show try to dismiss a popular ship by making one of the characters go "omg no id NEVER date my BUD we're best PALS OMG are you CRAZY" when someone mistakes them for a couple as if that'd do anything. Girl he's still bouncing on it crazy style you just gave the fic writers a new tag called

✨ internalised homophobia ✨

[gattofan4eva]

The Seven's Favourite Snacks (because I can)

Percy LOVES the blue heat takis because (1) it's unnecessarily blue and (2) no one steals it from him (apart from wise girl) since most people think it's 'too unhealthy' (he'd much rather go out from too much sodium than from a monster of the week thank you very much).

Annabeth secretly loves trying the most insane, heart attack inducing snacks known to mankind since she didn't get to go all out when she was a kid. She likes blue heat takis but her favourite are the Cheetos mac and cheese, which she hoards in her snack cupboard under lock and key so no one knows. (She tried looking up the nutrition information once and never again)

Jason loves the off brand ritz peanut butter crackers since Camp Jupiter had a bunch of millitary rations they used when running drills, expeditions, etc. They're super handy to nibble on while he's drawing up plans or doing homework. People think he's insane since they taste like cardboard but then again he's always liked eating random bullshit

Hazel loves chicharrón, specifically the freshly fried kind you get in a huge plastic bag. She remembers snacking on them after school along with sammy. When her and Frank go to tour New Orleans after things cool down, she takes him to a bunch of different shops she remembers going to as a kid. (She's also a huge hot sauce snob)

Frank LOVES the all dressed ruffles ( are you even suprised ?) he had to hide them from his grandma all the time because she would 100% give him a lecture about how those would lessen his lifespan by 20 years or something. He cried tears of joy when Hazel managed to sneak them into Camp Jupiter for his birthday. Someone made the mistake of saying that they were overrated and they made it on Franks very short shit list. He'd never felt more rage.

Piper is the og connoisseur of anything sweet and loves trying out new snacks every week as a little tradition with her dad. Her favourite homemade snack is cinnamon sugar frybread but her guilty pleasure are the grocery store brand bonbons that come in a heart box (the irony is not lost on her). She HATES anything caramel though (it tastes like burnt sugar to her). She once went through an entire box of pixie sticks during exam season (Shel and Leo had to stage an intervention)

Leo loves eating chocolate chips straight from the freezer or shredded cheese (he grew up in an ingredient household) . He doesn't really buy snacks too much considering they'ed probably be gone in 2 seconds at the Waystation, so he prefers making snacks himself. He's the no 1 victim of the 'easy five ingredient recipes' trend so theres always something or the other in the fridge (although emmie and Jo don't mind since, well. 24/7 Snacks)

[gattofan4eva]

most unrealistic part about BBC Merlin was actually the fact that all the men had a full head of hair DESPITE the possibility of getting killed by a goblin or getting coughed at wrong at any given time

note: tHIS man, pushing 40, MURDERED THOUSANDS!!!!!! He survived a MILLION assassination attempts!!!! He did the hanky panky with A GOBLIN!!!!!! AND HE STILL HAS HAIR?????? Ts the real witchcraft.

Edit: my mistake guys it's the TROLL he did hanky panky with. The goblin took away his hair (WHO IS GIVING THIS MAN HIS HAIRLINE BACK SO MANY TIMES HE DOES NOT!!!!!! DESERVE IT)

[gattofan4eva]

Hannibal au because why not

Pt 1 Hannibal Lecter

Michelin chef turned celebrity

He HATES the young hoe cooking trend

Got famous after a video got leaked of him saying disneyland food is better than jamie oliver's 'fusions'

Has his own line of cooking knives named butcher.

PETA's number 1 hater even though he sources meat through "sustainable hunting practices"

Came out during a T.V show about being pan, IMMEDIATELY got shipped with Gordon Ramsay (#hannon was trending for 2 weeks. People still talk about it)

Admits being obsessed with listening to true crime media while recipe testing, particularly with the creator will grahm (wink wink nudge nudge)

(lemme know if u want a part 2 :3)